What has a head like a dragon, paws like a dragon, a tail like a dragon, but isn't a dragon?


((ooc: The answer is a chimera, but be careful,if you answer the riddle she will turn your character into a horrible monster or a harmless birdie~ Here for a better explanation. Prowl's fault >_>

Edit:YOU'RE FREE TO CHOOSE WHAT SHE TURNS YOU INTO, AND ELPHABA WILL CHANGE YOU BACK EVENTUALLY))

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((translation: "I now hate human deities" only typed out with wolfy-paws, XD))

i understand not many of you know me yet, but i need some help. not just me either.
eris has turned me and a few others into animals.

...so far i know of myself, cyber_shinobi , h4ck3r_61rl and  originaldragoon , but im sure there are others as well.

is there anyone who would be able to turn us back into our original forms?

edit: kame_genius  got turned into a human.
shinra_pwnsjoo  , maskedfugitive  and fierysire  also got turned into animals. Still no-one here who can help?

[Some heavy breathing]

I don't understand. Why don't they believe me?

[Pause]

I don't know who they are, anymore then I know who I am.

[Silence from our speaker and little tiny voices begin to rise in song behind him]

We've a special job each year.
We don't like to brag.
Christmas Eve we always
Fill Santa's bag.

Santa knows who's good.
Do the things you should.

[/Elves end singing as Jack cuts back in]

And who is 'Santa' person they keep singing about?... I'd like to met him.

^{(Yeah Jack's just talking to himself, being given a hard time about not remembering the RL is still going and feel free to take advantage of who he actually is :) He's scared and will believe anything at this point, and tag when I get home, Happy St Patty's Day ~)}

...I just wasted like...ten hours on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

This makes me a nerd, doesn't it? I'm a nerd now.

[A very, very unamused-looking hamster sits in front of the camera. After a beat, it becomes evident that he's perched inside a very familiar mask.

The hamster is silent, but the look on its tiny face is enough to explain what happened.

Dammit, Eris. The camera shuts off.]

I don't suppose anyone out there happens to be a dog, or a dog like beast?
Satellites don't move themselves.

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[After enough pounding on the keyboard, the video and sound are switched on, revealing a white, winged horse. Anyone who knows anything about mythology can recognize that it's a pegasus.]

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[The creature gives off a screech more like a hawk than a horse. One more slam on the keyboard, and everything shuts off.]

Hideyoshi Kaede?

Sorry it's taken me a while to get back to you, but I've conferred with my partners, and I have an answer for you regarding the job offer.

Since we have some people from the Organization coming back, I figured it's time we brought back one of the funnest past-times.

For all you new members you can get a history lesson. We used to have a game we called "Pokign fun at the Org", and it's a great way to pass time.

The only rule is no making fun of Demyx. Also, Demyx, if you want to try and look up stuff about the Organization online... Ask me and I'll help you out so I can hide all the porn.

I didn't imagine cowards ran this place. Just look at yourselves; thinking that cowards deserve pity. That they earned that right.

There are certain people who get what they deserve. And I'm tired of people giving them something they don't earn. I used to make the same mistake; I've learned from that.

There are doctors and stuff here, right?  I gotta question for ya.

My boyfriend, Bobby, he's been real dizzy lately - nearly passed out the other day when we went on a walk.  He said he doesn't wanna talk to anybody about it, but I'm worried it might be somethin' serious. 

[ ooc; Rogue's powers are coming backkk, she just hasn't realized it yet because they're so weak. ]

i jus want everyone to know tha
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i friggGIN LOVE GREEN BEER!

OH and the bartender at the soakin myrtle or the WEt girdle or whatever the hell this places clalled is wearin a neon green bra.

hAPPY ST PADDIES DAY

Hey, Eddie? When did you want me to come visit? I've got some free time today, if you're not preoccupied. I know we needed to, uh, to talk about stuff.


That said, uh, does anyone mind world-hopping me?

Does anyone need a PA for a week or two, maybe?

My employer is currently otherwise occupied in housing a different member of Malibu's illustrious female population at his estate nearly every night, and besides constant ferrying from the premises every morning, I seem to have been rendered useless.

And I wish I was joking, too.

[ooc: Pep's annoyed that Tony is going to such lengths to prove that he is not gay but clearly he totally is, what with all this HEY LOOK I'M NOT GAY-ness, and she's tired of being a valet. Lol she is joking for the most part, but yeah. |D]

erissama this not funny

kitesan do you know anything now?

[And here we have Renee in a tank top, hair pulled up in a ponytail, sweating]

Fucking heat is broken. Gotta love this city, right? Usually when the heat's broken, that means you have none, but nope, not here. That means it goes straight to eighty.

All right, anyway. I am dateless, drink-less, and cigarette-less, none of which is going to be remedied in the near future, so while you watch me swig water, I'm asking you for some kind of treatment for the above. Help a girl out.