[there's a small click as Conan's microphone comes on]

Ne, Community, if you're ever in Beika district I'd advise not going to the cafe next to the elementary school, that cake tasted-

[he's suddenly cut off and sharp sound like he's in pain can be heard]

Oi... c-could it be-

Guh!

[He takes a deep breath]

Anyway... looks I'll be out for a few...-guh!

[another breath]

hours. J-Ja ma-GAAAH!

[There's a loud crash, perhaps Conan's fallen onto his keyboard. And suddenly, the mic cuts off]

((OOC: Conan has gotten a hold of some food that is affecting him in a funny way: Here comes Shin-chan~))

How do you deal with really stupid girls?

[OoC; He's trying to get back at Umi for the post she made that happens to be producing a lot of violent threats :|

EDIT-- Going to the pet store~ I'll tag when I get home! ♥]

[there's occasionally faint noises in the background: it sounds like something's being set on fire and then flicked through the air.]

So ducks, tell me: most unusual thing you've ever done just to pass the time?

( ooc: fff all replies will be voice /forgets everything ever

eta: and now they're all backdated yay )

Hey, guys.

When do you think someone stops being a kid and starts being an adult?

To whoever stole my scarf, you can steal the look - but you'll never steal the trademark. You do realize I can just go by a new one, but you can deal with what and who I did wearing that scarf.

You're welcome.

Naa, community-san, I seem to have found myself in a dreadful predicament.

I have already eaten my plate of lamingtons, however, I am unable to decide which to eat next; currently, I have the options of Pastel de Tres leches, tiramisu, a tray of assorted petit fours, or a chocolate-glazed Baumkuchen.

Discuss. The situation is dire, and must be remedied immediately.

Rukia, and I need to get to Second Southtown, Rock Howard's world, and we need to get there as fast as possible!

Please, can somebody help?

Hey, uh... What's the best way to connect with kids? I'm sorta lost with this whole fatherhood thing.

Nero had told me about this place, so I decided to check it out! After all, I'm sure there's a lot of good things about it. I mean, the name. What could be wrong with a place that has the word 'duck' in it's name? I would worry about him if he was hanging around a place with 'demon' or something like it in it's name. But ducks...It sounds kind of cute, actually.

Oh! My name's Kyrie. I didn't mean to not introduce myself. That was rude, I'm sorry.

I was thinking, who likes to sing? Other than me, I mean. It's just a lovely feeling to be up on the stage singing something for all those people. It's just a hobby for me most of the time, though. That's alright, too. Singing in the shower is just as good as singing in front of someone. Just ask Nero.

Hey guys! Long time no see right? I've been studying for the LSATs. They sure are hard. I mean, not even one question has been about fashion at all! Lawyers have to worry about the fashion industry too don't they? Kate's been tutoring me nonstop though, so I'm working hard and I'm sure I'll get a passing score in no time! I just wish I wasn't missing all the sorority events. I only managed to get on here because Kate had to take a bathroom break I swear that girl has the world's biggest bladder!

So anyways. Anyone got any thoughts on this question?

There has been a sharp increase in the subscription prices of many accounting school text books in the past five years. Many publishers ascribe the necessity for these increases to the easy availability of electronic books, which enable people simply to electronically copy the books they want rather than buying the printed text.

Which of the following, if true, would make this explanation more plausible?

A. The great majority of student texts have a massive backlog awaiting publication.
B. Over the past five years there has been a substantial decline in the number of accounting school students, while electronic books have remained fairly stable.
C. In the five years immediately preceding the price surge, there was a substantial decline in the number accounting school students requiring text books, while electronic book subscriptions remained fairly stable.
D. Many electronic publishers have recently begun cutting back on subscriptions accounting school text books.
E. In almost every publishing company, there has been an increase in the number of accounting school texts available in the past few years.

Thanks a ton! Much love, Elle!