You're an interesting bunch.

Do you ever think there's a such thing as too good to be true? Out of genuine curiosity.

"Canard."

Click.

"Pato."

Click.

"Anatra"

Click.

"Quaken"

Click.

"Duck!"

[The image of a young woman holding whatever is recording this video and shaking it slightly, looking perplexed appears. She pushes her round-framed glasses up her nose and peers at the screen.]

"DramaDramaDuck? Blog? Is this something from one of my ancestors?"

Poland, how you say.. texted me about this place, et voilà! Here I am.

Dejiko-onee-chan says she's going to school soon... Piyoko wants to go to school too!

But I can't afford school.

Is there a way to go to a free school?

[He has that eerily calm in his voice which screams "I will slaughter you and then use you to grow my Chinese Bluebells"]

Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, Hitsugaya Toushiro and Abarai Renji - you are to respond, this instant.

Remember what I said about biological warfare?

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((ooc: Alrighty,some references here...http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/3506253.html?thread=257388109#t257388109

http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/3507326.html

Kinnikuman was actually pretty truthful about the situation, but that doesn't make good TV. So its been spiced up. Feel free to blame Kinnikuman for the executive meddling though.))

Excuse me, community! If I may have a moment of your time, it would appear that my... "boyfriend"? Simon has been injured. He is resting at home for now, but he is still bed-ridden, despite his attempts to get up.

As such, is there anything you might recommend for him to do while in bed? It is rather tiring to continually stop him from getting up; however, I understand that he is bored, and would like to help alleviate that problem for him...

On my own, I cannot think of many activities one can do without leaving the bed.

Hey. Guess I haven't been around much lately. I finally finished moving into my dorm and managed to get my mom to drive away with Andy and the guys. It's a bit weird being away from home. I mean, I lived alone for a week or so before moving out to California, but this is different. I was hoping to get a single...for certain reasons, but that didn't work out. Thankfully my roommate is rarely seen in the room. Usually she's only there from 2 in the morning until 9. And it's a reletivly new school which is always a plus. No ghosts loitering around.

Classes start tomorrow. I'm still undecided so I really don't know what the heck I want to do but I'm sure I'll figure something out. Eventually.

What is it we call the collective here? The "community", correct?

So, community, we have been finding some interesting things while using this journal, and we have a question:

What does "cockblock" mean? We are confused.