((ooc note: 0:30-0:50 relevant. Plz to be assuming that everything after is only static. ...for obvious reasons, he's not going to reply.))

I'd just like to let everyone know that I, Phoenix Wright, am completely and utterly in love with my wife, Franziska von Karma Wright, and any failure to proclaim such in the past was simply an oversight, as my love for her is so great that there just aren't any words to describe it.

Thank you.

I'm stuck in a hospital, my country is winning our war without me, and my husband is on another world.

Someone entertain me.

So, Indy, honey, dare I ask if my bet on you getting a blond was right this time? Or did you find another brunette? A redhead? I can never honestly know with you when it comes to women. You after all did marry me, that doesn't help me pin down your tastes any. That's putting it lightly.

All I ever really know is you somehow end up getting some girl when you go out to get something. Wife or no, you usually seem to attract a few women. It's what I can count on besides the fact you usually manage to win but come home covered in bruises. You just have the Jones luck when it comes to these things.

At least try to come home considerably less bruised then usual, I'd appreciate that and you not locking the scotch cabinet. I don't drink that much.

((Fft, yeah, Benny and Indy are affected, they think they've been married for five years. Expect coupley bickering. She didn't mean to post here so yay, mock as you will.))

I need a skilled worldhoppper to take me to [insert location here] from Silent Hill. I can pay of course.


((ooc; bassically, location is unknown, but it's where Excella is. He's heading off to visit his 'wife' and needs someone who might be able to get him out of Silent Hill's tight hold. ))

Ugh, really I thought that my family was annoying but this..one expected that they would calm down after the first 7 thousand years but nooo. If uncle Hades was annoying Ka-moho-ali'i is a million times worse. He's all the time complining. You can't kill the dancers, your monster ate one of my sharks, you shouldn't burn half of the island...

Ok I killed those dancer but what were they doing? Nothing useful! And my poor Cetus was hungry.

I wasn't the one who burned that mountain, I didn't created the lava. It's not my fault if Pele gets all over excited during sex.

...

..no, wait. That was my fault. Heh ♥

Jeez, brothers-in law.