DAH-HAHAHAHA!

[Why yes, that is Suguru, at forty metres tall, yelling at the top of his lungs in the middle of this weird DDDville we've got going on.]

IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE! WHOOOOHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! FINALLY! I GET TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS AT ONCE!

[Confetti and streamers are now shooting out of...EVERYWHERE. It's literally raining the various celebratory shrapnel.]

EVERYONE! EVERYONE! COME VISIT ME!

[And with that, Suguru shrinks, pointing his camera at his shack in the local park.]

Or I can come see you! I'm so excited! I don't know where to start! DAH-HAHAHAHAHA!

((Anyone entering Suguru's 'territory' will find themselves now subject to the 'rule of funny' over the laws of physics. Hammer space, pulling objects out from behind your back, becoming chibi's, head's becoming huge to yell, cold winds blowing when lame jokes are told, crows cawing 'baka', Tom and Jerry physics, randomness, anything that makes no sense goes. It's all good. And anyone who insults his shack, will find that it has a hammer. A very large hammer, which it will bonk them with.))

Right, so. Could someone explain to me why, when I went out of the Hub after spending all night in the archives, the whole city had changed, and that from the Plass, one can clearly see this monstrosity looming in the distance?

Such a ruckus. You would think gaining neighbors might be negligible, considering what I typically live with and around.

You would think Enzo wouldn't mind a little attention from ladies now and then either. [She sighs dramatically.] I suppose it's damned if you do and damned if you don't.

... Such an amusing phrase.

[Dee leans close to the camera. Ryo is standing a little ways behind him, with his arms crossed, looking professional. Dee braces himself on the table, and starts his rant.]

Hey.

Me and Ryo, we can't help noticing that some of you guys are less than happy to have ended up where you are. I mean, we've been living together forever, basically, but some of you guys are stuck together because of this virus or whatever the hell it is.

Basically, we're offering up support for anyone that might need any. We're cops, it's our job to be concerned about you guys. And I know for one that there are some crazy bastards out there on this place. If something fishy starts, don't wait it out--tell us right away, you hear? Or whatever other cop is close to you. Don't let them get away with their shit.

Also, if you start noticing some weird looking things around that you've never seen before, don't try and get friendly with them. I know for one that there is a Dragon on the loose, and who knows what other freaky things are wandering around.

[Dee looks back to Ryo, who nods. Obviously, not exactly the same wording he might've chosen, but Dee got out all the points they'd discussed. They turn back to the camera, waiting for anyone to respond, and the video feed continues...]

Hey, everyone who's stuck in this virus! I'm making lunch. If anyone wants to stop by, look for the big resort-looking place with cacti and gravel for a yard. Haha, oh man, New Mexico looks so weird next to everyone else's places.


[YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO LAVA SPRINGS FOR LUNCH. DO YOU AGREE TO COME OR DASH RYAN'S EASILY-DASHED HOPES FOR FRIENDS?]

[Have a Simon waking up in a panic.

He's not in the Dai-Gurren.

And Nia is nowhere to be found]

W-where's Nia?! What's going on?!

Can anyone suggest any good romance novels?

I am becoming increasingly fond of them.