So, first impressions of Smallville:

Getting knocked off the road by some seriously inconsiderate lightning while lost in the first place? Bad. Meeting a guy who'd had his brain, and apparently clothes, fried by said lightning? Hello Kansas. No jokes about knowing how to grow things out on the farm though, I promise. Too easy.

Anyways.

Being saddled with said naked amnesiac, and spending some less-than-quality time trapped at the hospital as a result was really not part of the plan for launching my investigation. But it turns out this wasn't just any pantless wandering wonder - Señor Frankenstein was exactly the guy I came to town to talk to. The same one who might have information on my cousin's death.

Talk about a stroke of luck.

So I followed him home to his Old McDonald ranch, after spending a couple amazing hours sleeping in my car, joy of joys, but his mom turned me away.

Little does she know, it's not so easy getting rid of me.

She said she'll have him call though, if he remembers anything. Interrogating a lobotomy patient probably wouldn't be very rewarding in the first place, but I have to try. Nowhere else to turn at this point.

Though sitting around and waiting for a call?

Not exactly my style either.

[Failed private]

We passed the border into Carthage this evening. I had heard it was a beautiful city, but the descriptions didn't do it justice. The desert beyond its borders is vast and was tiresome to cross, but the city itself is strong and vibrant, though of course it doesn't hold a candle to the Capital.

Though I feel a bit homesick, I'm looking forward to exploring it more.

I hear there is to be a party at the Embassy tomorrow night. Ion is resting now, but I'll tell him of it. It should be a good opportunity for us.

 [Toki is soaking wet when the camera turns on, topless and wringing out his shirt. With his soggy hair in front of his face, he attempts to address the camera directly.]

...Just wonderings. Does any of yous gots one t'ing you absolutelies gots to do sometimes for funs? Likes...tradintions or somet'ings? That maybe some peoples thinks is dildos but ams still fun anysways?

Hello, ducks! Shiro has something very important to ask!

-- do the ducks have a favorite snack? Like cookies, or pudding? Or something else sweet?

So 'Ducks',

I accidentally set my friend's favourite dress and hat and shoe collection on fire. Do any of you have any ideas about how to make amends? For the record, I wouldn't have the slightest idea to to buy her to replace the fripperies and I've been repeatedly told I have no fashion senses what so ever.

Help in this most confusing and irritating of matters would be most appreciated and gratefully received.

Sincerely yours,

Elphaba Thropp.

The entire reaction concerning the rankings of females in order of sexual attraction is a perfect example of why psychology is not an actual science. Though the reactions are completely conversely sexist; had it been the antonym of the list , males would have been instantly prided about sexual advances. Though, this is not uncommon: males of a species will combat for the position of alpha male so that females of the species will choose to mate with him. Whilst culturally, polygany is only found in Nepal where the male population is very low, entire brotherhoods will take on one wife. Polygamy is just a way to harness more workers within a society that does not have hierarchy nor the luxury for there to be workers outside the family.

Case in point of reverse sexism, I will post a list of males that I find have admirable qualities- sexual and personality wise- and logically I should be greeted with some conflict considering the position or the rank these males hold - rather than the presence of a ranking.

10. Tieria Erde
09. Kanji Tatsumi
08. Detective Togusa (a logical conclusion, I am under the impression he is some form of law enforcement agent).
07. William Birkin (excluding the fact that he is a madman and a murderer, it is rare to see such brillance being abused).
06. Jacob Black (though, he seems to be afflicted with some aversion to putting on a shirt).
05. Shelly De Killer
04. Edward Elric
03. Dr. Franken Stein
02. Snow Villiers
01. Seeley Booth