Hey!! I think I'm going crazy! Loony! Nuts!

I was just checking my logs when I saw, like, three new ones that weren't there before. And they were dated waaaaay in the future! OK, I'm exaggerating, but com'n! Is this some sorta prank? Because all those logs were SO not me! I mean, they kinda sounded like me, but why would I be teamed up with those Allied Nation losers? No way, nuh-uh! I'd rather eat an eggplant or some other nasty vegetables.

So, a little off-track, but yeah. Anything?!

[Video starts with a young woman staring into the camera with an amused smile on her face, green eyes shining brightly.]

You’re good, I’ll give you that. I’ve already had ten computer specialists in here trying to figure out what you did to my laptop. Since this page disappears whenever one of them comes in, I can only assume you’re watching through the camera.

[She props her head on her fist lazily.]

Well you’ve got my attention. What do you want? A job? You’re definitely skilled enough to get a job with us easily.

[There’s a small pause before her smile starts to fade.] Or is this your idea of a joke? Because it’s not funny.

[Her eyes darken immediately as she straightens.] I don’t appreciate that little play on my name or being watched in the privacy of my own home. When I get my hands on you, you’re going to wish you picked a fool’s daughter to play with. Enjoy this while you can.

[She reaches out and shuts off the feed.]