Alright guys, with all the festivities goin' on with Halloween coming up, I'm tryin' to figure something out. Costumes.

Or even better, parties. Anybody got any good parties coming up? Because I think we're in need of a break, and I'm not really in the mood to argue with Scott anymore. Then again, I haven't been in the mood for that for a couple months already.

( Locked to the Marvel kids + those that know about his 'condition' )
(If you're wondering if you can see the second part, let me know - Nate's mentioned it a few times before, but only if you were paying attention.)

It isn't every day that I wake up and am told that I'm 'creepy'. Is it bad that I find that quite funny?

Community, I have a question for you. What's your favorite way to warm up on cold days?

[The first thing one may see or hear in this particular post is a rustling and falling of books--most of them caught rather than hitting the ground, from the sound of it. But the one from which this video is recorded falls open, showing an individual in armor and balancing a collection of books next to a mostly-empty shelf.]

Ah, I didn't think that would--...wait, what's this? [He set the rest of them carefully back on the shelf--varying leatherbound texts looking oddly mystical in nature--and picked up the one doing the actual recording.]

[It's Nasu magic, I ain't gotta explain shit about how a magic book works like a camera.]

...well, that's unusual. I didn't realize my Master knew such strange forms of magecraft.

Sup bitches, today's my birthday.

You guys all wanna give me a shitton of presents, I know. But you know what I'd really like? An orgasm or six and clearly most people here aren't willing, and so far the one I've tested fails at sex.

So recommend me some good sex toys to buy with my birthday money.

[Have a very excited ten year old looking straight at you all. He gets straight down to business] So, it's almost Halloween and I'm trying to think of a really cool costume to wear to go trick or treating in. Do any of you guys dress up for it? What are you wearing if you do?

Hey! I want to show you guys something I learned how to do after I beat the guy with a gun in a duel.

[ Yuri holds up to the camera a handful of dirt. ] Now, I know this sounds like it's magic or something but it's really more science, I think. It's like alchemy maybe? Except I'm going to rearrange the atoms in this to be what I want it to be, so a better phrase might be atomic restructuring. It's a pain in the butt and it takes a while, so I'll just show you a nail.

[ She presses her hands together over the dirt and after about a minute, she lifts them apart. It's just a small nail, but she did just manage to do it. She holds it up to the screen, dirt free. ]

Ta-da!