So this is what has been keeping Loki occupied for so long - though not, it would seem, by this device.

[ so three guesses who's found Loki's Kindle, poked at it, and was directed to DDD? this shield maiden, that's who. ]

Which means introductions are in order - I am the Lady Sif, warrior of Asgard and friend to both Thor and Loki. A pleasure to meet all of you, I am sure.

[The voice starts off in delight]
"Since the beginning of time all women have heard footsteps up there." Oh, Jules Vernes you really do know how to spark the creative imagination! Just think, once I get those blueprints to the patent office in Washington DC about my Rocket Power Drill I may be able to make your writing a complete reality. After all science fiction isn't necessary not real science, just science waiting to be explored!

[The phone rings]
[Professional voice]
Hello, Brown residence. Yes father... No, of course I wasn’t wasting any time with science. I was just taking a lunch break with a book. I’ll get those subpoenas handed right out.
[Click]

[There’s a pause and shuffle of papers] Just finishing the chapter couldn’t hurt now, could it? Nah, I’ll be quick! I gotta see what happens next!

[Silence with some page flipping. Moments pass by and the phone keeps ringing until finally, click]

Brown reside- [Emmett yelps the sound of a book dropping to the floor can be heard and scattering feet and finally a slamming door. A few moments later the door can be heard opening]

Forgot the subpoenas! [Sound of door closing again. Emmett also left the phone on the line. He continues to read aloud, Journey to the Center of the Earth]

^{(There may be spoilers from the game right now. Also, voice only for this post at the moment. Replies will be after Emmett comes back in)}

Turn my back to the community for a few days, and people are getting hooked up in groups. This is pretty ironic for me, considering I ran into a few disgruntle former harem girls a couple days ago.

I have a feeling what's really going on around here but I doubt saying anything is going to have any effect. So I'm just going to sit back, watch, and ask how you guys are doing.

So. You're real. This community and all this - [he points at the computer screen] - this is all real.

[Lewis glares at the screen for a moment before continuing.]

No one can find anything wrong with this damn computer and yet it keeps popping on when no one is around it and I can hear and see things on it - and a bit of it lately I would have really not seen or heard.

[Yes, he saw that post with Knock Out and Morrigan. There is not enough alcohol in the world to ever make this okay.]