[Looks like your "how will you run a computer without electricity or the internet" concerns were unfounded, Community! He knew they would be.]

Good evening, my dear little Anatidae Anseriformes. I do hope you all find yourself feeling quite the thing.

[At this, Lord A gives a rather exaggerated yawn.]

I myself must look a fright.

[Nonsense, he looks as fresh as ever.]

I find having construction done on one's abode to be so tiring, don't you? Of course, while it has its benefits [Like burly, lower class men parading around one's house scantily attired] it just absorbs so much of one's energy. And to make matters worse, these tradesmen insist on doing their work during the day. It doesn't bother me, of course, but I do feel for my dear boys. I shall have to plan a diversion for them!

Now, enough of that. How are you all? I'm dying to know.

 ...hello? [You have a finger poking at the screen.] Oh, is it working now? Admittedly I'm pretty awful with modern technology, so I might as well be talking to an empty room or broadcasting to Cthulhu's cage in the deep reaches of a cosmic gap...

Anyways...is there some sort of instruction manual for these? What are we actually supposed to use them for? Some kind of secret mission? For fun? [She scratches her head.] Maybe I should show Genji. He seemed pretty down when I told him not to come to Makai with me...

Or I guess I could ask a question, if anyone is actually seeing this. What do you know of youkai? Magic? Do you have it, wherever you are?