[It's nighttime in Rose's world. Eater gives the camera a grin.]I finally got this stupid thing to turn on the camera, you wouldn't believe how hard that is with books.
Oi. Ducks. I'm kind of sore that she got to introduce herself to the multiverse-spanning community and didn't even mention me. Don't you think having a split personality is important?
So, pleased to meetcha. I'm Eater. She's Eater too, but if you can't tell us apart from just the way we talk - well, you're pretty dumb, to be honest? Also she's the one who's out in the daytime, and I'm the one out at night.
One last thing. Pronouns. I'm a guy. A
guy. So I'd appreciate it if you'd treat me like one who happens to be in a frilly dress.
Okay, thanks.
[He messes with the book for a moment before it turns off the camera.]