All you people keep getting sad about the stuff people draw about you. And sure, a lot of it's disturbing and has probably scarred you for life, but at least some of you get attention. I'm jealous. Nobody ever writes anything about me. I did an image search on my name when I first got here and found, like, ten pictures, most of them just had me at the side with a bunch of other random people I've never talked to, and only one of them was dirty.

Who else feels like they got ripped off and the fans in whatever worlds this stuff comes from don't love them?

[Timmy sits at his computer at home. He looks a little bored, until suddenly he looks a little suprised] The duck community? Hey it's back! I can see the community again! Hi!

[He smiles widely] I couldn't see the community for a while, it was like it had dissapeared or something. I don't really know. I think the last time I posted it was the last day of school for me. I got my award! [He holds up a dented medal] Pretty neat, huh?

I had an awesome Christmas and break from school, but I'm back at school now which sucks. Have I missed much? Anything cool happen while I was away?

Suppose...suppose there was someone who was kind on the community, but in the real world was cruel and hurtful. Which version of them would you - should you - trust?

[It seems something hasn't gone very well for Kaitou as he holds up the G4 Chip which is scattered out of his hands. The female officer fires her gun and it shatters, making him jump back in surprise.] The G4 Chip!

[Biting off a curse, he fled, if only to reappear what seems like minutes later in a battle that was against several Unknown. Kaitou was back, holding his gun.] I have to repay you all for this so lets make this interesting.

[Normally he'd summon Blade and Final Formride him. But this time, he decided to change things up as he loaded a card he only used for emergencies.]

ATTACKRIDE: GEKIJOBAN!

[Firing upwards, he summoned eight Riders at once, and including him he had nine. The enemy Unknown snarled as he locked in another card. What happened next was literally chaos as all nine riders summoned their final attacks and blew the entire mob away.]

[Looking over at Tsukasa, Agito and Yusuke!G3, he stated,] You can clean up the rest. [And with that, he left to sulk. Treasure, gone. GONE! Damnit.]

(ooc: ignore the Diend Complete in that sequence, he totally isn't Diend Complete. Gekijoban is japanese for The Movie!)

[Charles is seated at his very large, impressive desk, idly clicking a ballpoint pen as he talks on the phone] Uh huh. .... Yes. ..... Yes, by all means, bring the pie. We love pie here. Oh, but... leave the mayor out of it. He... Well. No offense, but he and William don't.... They don't mesh well. .... Thank you for underst- yes. Yes, for the best, exactly. .... Mmhm. We'll see you then. Bye now.

[once he hangs up, he looks down at his monitor, at the feed.]. Sorry for keeping you. That last call, he.... He tends to run a little long even on a good day. Anyway, my schedule is a little slower than usual today, so I figured it was high time I did a little, uh, research. What's the biggest impact the community has had on you? I'm not looking for New Age emotional answers, I mean direct effect. Not just viruses, but.... Well, anything. Someone recently told me this was much more than an information network, and I'm looking to find out just how much more..... If you'd be kind enough to, ah, oblige me? I'd appreciate it. Maybe I can even work out a way to send you something for your efforts.

["something" will probably be a hoodie, a coffee mug, or a gift card to Hot Topic. promo swag is serious business]