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(9:01-9:41, 10:13-10:43)

[Now that the SDF has arrived, Koenma discreetly puts Yuusuke’s phone in his jeans pocket, forgetting to turn it off (Lolz, he’s almost as bad as Yuusuke) before standing and yelling in an extremely annoyed tone]

“How dare you accuse him of that! It’s ridiculous! His mother may act like a monster, but his parents are human! I had a background check done on him!”

“That may be true, sir, as were his grandparents and great-grandparents, but there’s still another possibility.”

[Koenma gasps] “The Atavism… of the Mazuko.”

“Affirmative, sir. We believe it’s through that phenomenon that Urameshi inherited his youkai blood. And if we’re right, he’s a genetic time-bomb just waiting to go off. We didn’t detect it at first, but through his training as a Reikai Tantei, he had awakened that power. If it weren’t for your father detecting the trace amounts here in the tunnel, it might’ve been too late.”

[BEEP]

(12:25-16:23)

[BEEP]

“Captain, look at Urameshi, he’s glowing!!” [They still haven’t noticed the phone]

“Dammit! That’s not reiki, that’s youki! The resurrection has begun!” [Wind is roaring around Yuusuke’s body, as well as the hum of the SDF charging up to destroy him] “FIRE!”

[But that command comes too late, as a loud screech comes from the tunnel ceiling, where a newly-transformed Puu swoops in, shielding Yuusuke’s body from the blasts, and lo and behold, there he is.]

“Puu, puu!!”

“Hey there, little buddy, see you’ve been drinking your milk while I was away. Ya know, even though I was dead, I could still hear some of what you guys were sayin’. So I’m some kind of dangerous monster? My teachers have been saying that from the beginning, I thought it was just a figure of speech.”

“You see now how dangerous his energy is, Koenma?”

“…no, not Yuusuke…”

“Your Supreme Evilness, I’m but your humble servant! Please allow me to do whatever you desire!”

[You can just hear the smirk in Yuusuke’s voice] “Thanks, really, but for what I desire, I don’t need any help. For what I desire…is ending the world and everyone in it. For I am the Mazuko, Lord of Evil! And now, after hibernating for over a thousand years I’ll finally reveal my true form…” [Cue the cliché evil laugh. If any of you guys take this seriously, he’ll punch you. No lie.]

“…PSYCHE! Hee hee…damn! You guys are gullible. Ha hah… Oh, hey, Koenma, you didn’t think I’d really turn bad, right?”

“W-well, no!”

[He pulls his phone out of his pocket with a grin] “And don’t tell me you guys thought I was serious too? Kaito, Akihiko. Thanks for worryin’ about me, but I’m fine. I got some unfinished business to take care of, though. Any last requests before I take off?”

"N-no, you can't, you have to be quarintined!"

 "Look, pal, try and stop me and I'll bite off your head, mustache and all."

"I knew you couldn't hide your true nature!"

"Look, jerk, give me a break, it's called a running joke. I'm still the same... Yuusuke Urameshi, fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kick of nastiness and a general hate of authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed in my veins is gonna keep me from helping my friends and saving the world...and kicking the bad guy's ass."

[Koenma starts laughing] "Ha hah hah! Hold on, I'm coming with you."

'Wait, Koenma, sir! You'd be disobeying a direct order from your father if you went, besides that's-" [WHAP. Yuusuke's foot, meet his face. His bare foot, mind you.]

"Pass this to that old jackass for me! Now then, back to what I was saying! Any last requests?"

"Puu-puu~!"
 
(*victory theme* YEAH. Part deux, up! Yuusuke's back and kicking, so take the advantage of talking to him now before he goes to fight Sensui in the Makai! This is open to EVERYONE, don't be afraid to talk to him. Or Koenma if you really want to! |D

Key: Plain text = Yuusuke
Underline = Koenma
Italics = Captain-dude of the SDF
Boldface italics = SDF members
Boldface = Puu)