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[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Greetings to you my newly found friends. My name is Alucard, it is a pleasure~

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[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

You seem nice..! I'm pleased to meet you. My name is Kurt Howell.
What kind of planet do you live on?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Hello Alucard. How did you manage to find this place? Through stalking either Walter's or my computer?

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

A planet rife with corruption, war and parasites who require extermination. You might know it as Earth.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

...why the hell would you want to drink pig?

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Ah, hello master~ Mm, I have my ways as you well know.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

...

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? I'm curious to know how.

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Drink pig? I am misunderstanding what you are implying.

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Master, you really shouldn't leave things lying about or on when you leave rooms. People can find things out about you.

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

Oh, a lot of people seem to be on planets called Earth. I think there's a lot of others here from they same world as you, though...
I met a Father Anderson, and a Schrodinger, and... Another man whose name was difficult but he has wolf ears sometimes and a cute hat.
Everyone from your world is interesting and energetic.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

... Goddamnit.

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Yes? Can I help you?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

For once, you actually amused me.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What are you, an advert for toothpaste?

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Is something the matter master?

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

...I can't find my other boot.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Nothing. But keep in mind that not everything left lying around should be read as you please, Alucard.

Goddamnit. How many other things have you read that you're not supposed to?

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Father Anderson? Ah, Iscariot's dog. I know of the other two as well, they are here as well? How interesting.

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

I understand master, it won't happen again I promise.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Nice screenname, dumbass. XD

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

See to it that it doesn't.

Where have you been, by the way? I have not seen you in the house in the past two days or so.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

It was really meant more for my own amusement, but hey. Whatever makes you happy.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

You do have a sense of humor!!

I'm impressed~

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Heh, trust you to satisfy yourself before anyone else. No wonder Roxas always looks so unhappy.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Dont be jealous just because the guy's got better teeth than you. You'll always have your precious shampoo gigs~