WHAT IS THIS CRAP, KYON?!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

So this is where Kyon has been wasting all his time.  Instead of updating our website like he was supposed to, he was screwing around with all the other members of this dull community.  No wonder we haven't gotten any emails about aliens, espers, or time travelers!

And I bet he didn't even bother to advertise the SOS Brigade on here!  So useless!  And he wonders why he does the grunt work!  It's the only thing you can count on him to do!

People here BETTER have heard of the SOS Brigade or else a certain SOMEONE Kyon is going to be penalized for failure to peform their duties!

-SOS Brigade Chief, Haruhi Suzumiya.

Comments

[maraich]

The SOS Brigade? You mean that great group who does all that stuff?

Not sure about espers or aliens or time travelers, but we have demons and vampires and nobodies.

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

I haven't, but it sounds super fun! I'm all for joining if you still accept new members!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Yes! That group!

Demons and vampires are alright; somewhat cliche though. Nobodies? The world is full of nobodies, I'm sad to say.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

SOS Brigade?

[auric-avarice.livejournal.com]

What about Wood Elves?

[maraich]

Maybe that saved the poor guy. Whoever he is.
What about wizards? Or world-hoppers? Or elves? Or boys who can get pregnant? Or creepy people who advertise about food in weird creepy masks?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Of course~!

You must simply quit all other clubs, because nothing can interfear with your duties!

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

I have no other clubs, because I was jus kicked off my gymnastics team for doing my routine to "Skullfuck A Nun"... hence my username!

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...someone mentioned something about it sometime. Maybe.

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

This community is alotta things. Dull isn't one of them.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

...Haruhi...Suzumiya, huh? Well damn. More and more people I know keep popping up.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT KYON!

If he did his job right, no one would be asking that question!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Good for you!

Doing your own thing is much better than being like every other moron out there!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Did they or did they not?!

Get to the point!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

The hell?

I don't know you!

Kyon is the only one I know who wastes his time here!

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

....Right. So. What is it?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

What?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

((OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME APP MIKURU.))

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

((DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT)

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Even still, Kyon's duties belong with the SOS Brigade!

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Heck yes! It's all about being independent! Sticking it to the MAN, man!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Damn straight!

I think you'll fit right in!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

It's the brigade that I command!

Wanna join?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

We search for aliens, espers and time travelers, while going on all sorts of exciting adventures, of course~!

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I can't wait to meet everyone else in the club!