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[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Here's the deal kids, Since Rufus dumped me I've been drinking myself silly and eating massive amounts of Ben & Jerry's Ice-cream I'm bored. annoyed and have nothing better to do. I'm open to ANY kind of work you idiots may be able to offer me. I'm a witch right? Imagine how useful I'd be ifyou wanted something or someone destroyed?

How about it? I don't ask for payment, Nor do I crave it I just want to do something that will take my mind off things.

**Locked to Rufus**

- I'm sorry.

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Don't come near me.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Like I'd want to come anywhere near you...

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Good. I will order you to be arrested.

And stay away from Tifa.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

...Again, Why would I want to? I'm not intrested in her. She's too "perky".

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Good.

DD:

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

By the way those pictures...:D I'm planning on printing enough copies and delivering them to every single home on Gaia.

NO ONE BREAKS UP WITH ME NO ONE.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm crushed ~ Soul Society knows you brought me back from the dead and are watching your every move.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

REALLY? Suddenly I'm not feeling as bored now. Hehehee excellent you've given me the oppertunity to torment someone? What a nice breaking-up present Rufus...it's nice to know you care.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Stay away from her.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart what part of "I DON'T CARE" is hard to comprehend. Besides I have Shen-Gong-Wu to find...Soul Society to torment. You've done more than enough to satisfy my needs.

I'd tell you to go to hell, But I'm pretty sure you've already been there :D

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I saw hell. it's better than sex with you.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

If I had feelings they'd hurt.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

YS RLY.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Are you off to go get another person drunk and then have them descend into chaos?

[naughtiseternal.livejournal.com]

My Organization seeks to restore the hearts of all Nobodies. Unfortunately, the Keyblade Masters and their allies have deemed us unworthy to exist, and seek our destruction. Their power is not to be taken lightly

However, we are not open to new membership. We have had...severe difficulties with newcomers. And besides, you are not a Non-existant One.

We are not closed to the idea of accepting benevolent aid, of course.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh...

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the suggestion but no.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful, I don't need Captain Kenpachi breathing down my neck. D:

[naughtiseternal.livejournal.com]

..There's an island for you to blow up. It has a large amount of furry animals and simple-minded fools.

[Locked to Wuya]

[geassrapesmile.livejournal.com]

Any kind of work?

Re: [Locked to Wuya]

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Yes. Why? Is there a opening for a 15,00 year old witch?

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

I'm a witch not a freaking terrorist.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Who's this Kenpachi...will I like him? Does the pink haired thing come attached?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

No. He'll eat you.

Yes. She does.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Hmm I've never done a threesome before *Grin* 'Cept in that one RP where like Midvalley/Bakura/Wuya was the ultimate OT3

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

*cringe*

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

Well Soul Society seem to be taking their sweet time...Guess I can't be that much of a threat towards them. Besides if I'm lucky perhaps That Aizen fellow may look me up.

[naughtiseternal.livejournal.com]

"I'm open to ANY kind of work you idiots may be able to offer me." - Wuya

Furthermore, you stated you were willing to destroy "someone" or "something".

Such is the tragedy of those with hearts. Blinded by emotion, they are blind to the truth. I must not share the same fate when I regain my own.

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

The stupid, It surrounds me even now.

[naughtiseternal.livejournal.com]

Care to elaborate?

Perhaps IV would enjoy analyzing you. Hm...

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

YAAA BABY! YER QUITE THE HOTTIE! Say, if yer lookin' fer some work luv I can provide sommat fer ya.