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[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Wow, I have been gone for a while, haven't I? Sorry about that. Stuff at the office got really, really busy - what with the economy in the state it's in. Plus, it seems that Lex Luthor might be up to something again, but we can't be sure.

... so? What's new community? I hope no one got into too much trouble. Oh, and for those that don't know me - my name is Clark, Clark Kent.

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[Voice]

[tntandgasoline]

Just the kinda guy I was looking for.

I'm thinking about writing an, uh, editorial piece for the Gotham Times. How do I make sure it gets in? Is there, uh, a special little reporter word you can put on the envelope?

[peektuttut]

Clark! You're here too? It's good to see you.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

It's nice to see you again...




... you.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Sorry, we don't take editorials from criminals.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Hello, Clark. I was just perusing and came across your post. I do not believe we have ever had a chance to meet. I am Sherlock Holmes.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. Really? The Sherlock Holmes?

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Mmm. I seem to be getting that quite a bit. I am going to venture a guess (which I hardly ever do) and suppose that I am but a fictional character in your world?

I am indeed the only Sherlock Holmes.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but yes, you are. But, you're very respected and looked up to.

[tntandgasoline]

You don't work for the Gotham Times.

Nobody but criminals read the thing around here.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

... The Clark Kent? Office work tends to get busy, doesn’t it?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Clark, Clark Kent? That's a stupid name.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

I won't work for the Gotham Times.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

We're more or less a support group for our star reporter.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Well, it's Clark [pause] Clark Kent.

[tntandgasoline]

You're terrible at answering simple questions, you know that?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...so good they named him twice?

[camera-ninja.livejournal.com]

What's new?

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

As long as you enjoy what you do, Mr. Kent. That’s very important.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

No, I'm just terrible at placating you.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

It's not like I have any reason to quit my day job.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

Not ... really.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

That's good to know! Who is in love?

[tntandgasoline]

It's a real question, Kent. I just want to know, uh, how to make sure my little report gets into the paper.

Unless you'd rather me stick to my tried and true method.

[thesonsent.livejournal.com]

...


Fine. E-mail it to clark.kent@thedailyplanet.com

[tntandgasoline]

I don't want it in your paper.

Metropolis is a useless city.