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Just a turtle, standing in front of a princess, asking her to love him - m4w - (Dark Land)



Reply to: pers-sgrek-627486901@ craigslist .org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-23, 11:00PM EDT


I kidnapped you and held you hostage
We could never see eye to eye
Then the plumber came and swept you away
And when I think about it I cry

Where have you gone, princess?
Why did you forsake the tower I made you
I thought that pink was your favorite color
Made peach-shaped pillows for you too

Won't you come back to me, fair princess?
I will never lead you astray
Please come back to my kingdom of loving
Baby this Koopa hates it when you're away


•Location: Dark Land • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




((OOC: posted by a bunch of bitchy Koopas who will never let Bowser know it was them, because Bowser's a sulky mcsulkerson and they're tired of it. BOWSER has no idea that this got posted, and won't until people start responding to it, because THEN he'll get e-mail notification of people "responding" to his ad. lol.))

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