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FINE. I WILL PLAY YOUR STUPID INTERNET GAME, RUFUS. STOP SENDING PEOPLE TO BLOW UP MY BAR, NOW.

And, care to explain the death threats I keep getting from a certain Sephiroth wannabe?

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*cough* They weren't supposed to blow it upppp. *headdesk*

They sufficiently took out a wall and a half. -_-* What were they SUPPOSED to do?

Deliever flowers. :|

...You really need to work on your communication skills.

Apparently no one knew I existed before he died. :|

Before who died?

That Man

....Your dad?

*sharp inhale* yesss

...O noes. I mentioned yo daddy.

... :|
Remind me why I want to sleep with you again?

Right,

BREASTS

>| REMIND ME WHY I WANT TO BLOW UP YOUR COMPANY AGAIN?

OH YEAH,

You didn't say that the other night.

I'm allowed to have revelations.

Yeah, whut now.

This is Mr. ShinRa's assistant. Uhm - apparently you have to come down to the ShinRa building so that he can take away for permit for running a business.

...Fuck. Tell him I have an affair with a certain head of a 'terrorist' organization on tape that the press are dying for that says my permit stays valid.

President Shinra says that at this point, you've slept with so many people within the press that they don't believe you anymore.

TELL PRESIDENT SHINRA THAT HE CAN CRAM IT, AND NOT TO CALL NEXT TIME.

Hey, Tifa! :D

Hi! You're the one that Zack said got our drinks for the party, right? Thanks!

Hey, you're the pair that makes bitchin' sex on the beach, right?

Wanna help me get my boyfriend drunk again~~?

...

Whaat.

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