dramadramaduck | (no subject)

... so is this place the reason Mion and Shion are three feet tall?

I thought they were bad as teenagers--!

I don't think the Internet does that.

No, no. It does.

Really? Do you think it could make me big?

Aaaargh... it probably will in a few days. But a few days is a few days too long--!

[Somewhere behind him, Mion and Shion are currently running around his place.]

[hrrrrgh so cute] Hey, hey, what are you guys doing?

Nothiiiiing!

[The other one snickers at the same time.]

That's a lot faster than normal.

[ulp]

No, seriously, whaaat are you guys doing?

That's only because you guys are big normally.

Mi-chan and Shi-chan...?

We're looking at your black box!

Rena! Oh god she's normal. They're... three feet tall again.

...Rena's coming over to see this!

[it takes him a moment] ... what.

Great! Then you can take care of them because they're going through my stuff!</small

You know, the black box!

[And yes, they are currently looking over the television.]

[blink blink]

... that's a TV. [WAIT BRILLIANT IDEA. He dashes over and turns it on]

Look! Moving pictures!

[Both of them stare at it for a few minutes....and then look back at him.]

Kei-chan, play with us!

They probably look so cute!

[... well that didn't work.

Although now he looks rather devious at that request]

Play, you say?

Huh?

I bet you'll want to take them home with you.

Some Internet community that doesn't even exist in my time turned you all into kids! Everyone except me!

[Tugs on his hand.]

Play hide n' seek with us!

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