004 Text backdated to the 15th [locked from Brian]

[betterasshole.livejournal.com]

[ Posting to the comm with a phone that has a character limit for texts is hard work. ]

Hey, you know how people always ask what the fuck /ducks/ have to do with any of this /shit/? Well guess what, community, I finally fucking /figured it out/--when ducks start quacking fast enough, it sounds like someone's laughing their fucking ass off at you while you're getting fucked over, which is /exactly/ what happens on this comm /every day of the goddamn week/.
deb

There, now you have a fucking answer for the next person who gets stuck on this fucking site.
deb

Since I've heard that /some/ people on this community aren't lying, manipulating, douche bags, here's the fucking deal--I don't know where the fuck I am, so it would be really fucking great if I could get a goddamn worldhop back home. Sooner the fucking /better/.
deb

/Don't ask/.
deb

[ So ends Deb's Valentines Day. :C ]