*frowns at the keyboard*

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

Greetings, all. My name is Freya Crescent.

It wasn't easy getting this strange little box set up in Burmecia - let's just say that the weather here isn't always clement, and this keyboard was not made for claws - but after several attempts and a couple of bruised Moogles, it's finally done, and I can see what all the fuss is about. According to Zidane, this is a good place for meeting 'many pretty ladies'.

Comments

[pimper-than-you.livejournal.com]

Freya! :D How're you doing? We haven't heard from you in a while.

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi there, Zidane! Sorry, I've been kind of busy fixing things up with Sir Fratley - you remember how bad Burmecia looked last time you were here, right? I hope everything is all right with you.

[maggot-slayer.livejournal.com]

How are you typing?

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

With difficulty, actually. My claws keep getting caught between the keys, but I'll get the hang of this thing eventually.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Hey, somebody call Rentokil. We seem to have a vermin problem.

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

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[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's amazing. Most of us look like humans around here.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Well, most of us look like most of humans~

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

'swhat I meant! Just sayin', vaguely humanoid is the norm.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

*nod* I was agreeing with you too. Just clarifying the point further. ^^

Just please for the love of God don't get me wet, I'm sorry if I upset you.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Aw, I wouldn't hit you with water! Unless you, yanno, attacked me or something.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I really don't think I'd attack you, I really, really, really don't like water. On me, at least. Away from me, it's great.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...but water is awesome!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yes, awesome when it's not touching me.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

But. Swimming.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...swimming?? Never in a million years, I'd be soaked, and that'd horrible. I'm a cat demon, for chrissakes...

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

What, would you die or something? Because otherwise, swimming should be cool.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

No, I wouldn't die. I just don't like the feel of water on my skin. It's like, all scratchy.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Water is not scratchy. It's...watery.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Well, itchy then. I don't know, maybe I'm allergic or something...

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Allergic to water?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I COULD BE.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you die?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

If someone put me in water, maybe.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...but aren't you part water already? IT'S IN YOUR SKIN