oo7 ☆ [video] ☆

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

[The camera turns on to find one absolutely furious-looking Rachel Berry on the other end of the screen-- with one small snag. It seems someone has turned her into a boy. Next to her on the desk is a small note that the careful observer will note as reading "this will make him last longer." If Rachel is grateful, he/she doesn't look it one bit.]

Eris, this isn't funny, and just for the record, won't solve my problem either! Thank god that I don't have school tomorrow since we're on break. I have no idea what I would do. Call in sick with transgender disorder? What on earth am I supposed to tell my dads?! And worse-- what is this going to do to my voice?? [Priorities in order, of course.]

I'm quite ready to be a girl again now, thank you. I'm Rachel Berry, not Ray Berry.

Comments

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

...wow.

[whisperingsaint.livejournal.com]

[.....]

Ra--chel? What the fuck happened?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's no consolation that I know how you feel.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I-I don't know! This! [She... he waves nondescriptly at himself.]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

You're telling me.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Didn't you have boobs?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... not exactly, no.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

You are the last person that I'd like to be talking to right about now.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

If your fathers don't know about the community yet and this is a bad way to enlighten them, you can have my temple as a place of residence until then. Turning into a girl was my first virus, so my father knew nothing and I had to find a cheap hotel room on short notice.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, I'm done.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I really, really hate you.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That's so nice of you to offer.

I think I'll see if Kurt won't let me stay over until I'm... normal again. I just hope I'm not stuck like this.

[makewayforroze.livejournal.com]

Rachel? Are you alright?

[pettedasnake.livejournal.com]

You're going to need clothes.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I hate you more.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's the least I can do.

I'm sure that it's temporary.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

You're a really good person. Thank you.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you could exactly call this all right.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I hope you aren't suffering too badly.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... oh.

I-I thought I'd just try to squeeze into my jeans and hope for the best.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I really doubt that.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

It's just... weird. And uncomfortable.

[pettedasnake.livejournal.com]

Girl jeans and guys jeans don't fit the same. More hips on girls and... stuff on guys.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I hope you're stuck like this.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm glad it's not worse for you.