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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[There's some utterly indecipherable mumbling followed by a whine. It takes a while, but eventually someone can clearly evidently be bothered to put forth the effort to make actual understandable sounds.]

Stein... Steeeeeeeeein... Push meeeeeeeee. This chair won't moooove and I'm stuuuuck...

[Yup, that's a legitimate complaint he's having. And he will whine about it until something is done to fix his laziness this situation.]

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[docfoul]

[Oh, I can help you with that.]

[Gasp! Could Scratch be caught up in the beauty of charity?

Nah, he's actually got something that can be kind of a problem when you're nearly omnipotent.]

[ video ] I am so sorry for this....he got lust, and he's not thinking right

[notasinglelady]

I could give you a push, Mr. Birkin.

[spiritedscythe.livejournal.com]

What a useless wife my cute kouhai has.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[Birkin makes a mumbling noise that sounds kind of like 'Really? You'll help?' Hard to say though.

Unless of course you know everything already.]

[ video ] Oh dear god XD

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Mkay. You know where I am right?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[What's this? No yelling? No screaming? No death threats?

Nope, Birkin can't be bothered to put forth that kind of effort.]

Mnot useless...

[docfoul]

[And now, near your chair, Birkin, there is an explosion definitely large and powerful enough to move it. And also possibly enough to hurt you.]

[spiritedscythe.livejournal.com]

If you say so?

[ video ] yeahhhh......and pff that icon

[notasinglelady]

Mmm...your home, I guess. But I know where you could be.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[Birkin makes a whiny sound]

You're a jeeeeeerk.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[Birkin freaking squeaks as the hair (and him) go moving across the room.

He's a bit scuffed up from the explosion itself, and of course running into the wall and getting squished by a rolling office chair didn't help.

But still, he can't really be bothered to move.]

[ video ] this thread is the worst thing and it's four comments in. New record

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Mmmm where? ...Where could I be, I mean.

[ video ] / )_(\ so true......do we get a prize?

[notasinglelady]

Somewhere more cozy and comfortable. I can thing of a few places.

[ video ] I sure hope so

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

That sounds niiiice.

[ video ] YAY 8D

[notasinglelady]

I can be very nice when I want.

Do you have a worldhop?

[ video ]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Maybe I could ask Giriko again. He can carry me.

[ video ]

[notasinglelady]

[Kurt scrunches his nose for a moment. It's sort of cute..] Giriko and I always fight, but fine.

He wants me to call him 'daddy'.

[ video ]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[Birkin laughs lazily] He's such a perv... I'll tell him to piss off though. Don't worry.

[ video ]

[notasinglelady]

He's really annoying. [Kurt expression change quickly, though. He smiles and his voice sounds very silky.]Thank you, you are very considerate.

[docfoul]

THERE YOU GO.

[spiritedscythe.livejournal.com]

I'm just calling it how I see it...if you need to be pushed around.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

The fuck is wrong with you? [It is important to note that he doesn't raise his voice. Or sound particularly angry. Too much effort, I guess.]

[ video ]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

S'what friends are for, or something...

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'd still be in bed if I could have it my way.

[spiritedscythe.livejournal.com]

You really are in a rut, aren't you?

[docfoul]

You were never supposed to get that cueball.
You were never supposed to lay your eyes on it.

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

Low on energy today, Dr. Birkin?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hey chill. It's not like I asked it anything too important.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

'm really... [Yawn] Tired...

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Mhmm... I dunno why, I just... Can't get myself to move.

[docfoul]

THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Then what is the point?

[docfoul]

The point is quite simple.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING THE WAY IT SHOULD.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, that's life.

[docfoul]

Not for me.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Better get used to it. That's what this place does.

[spiritedscythe.livejournal.com]

I can see that, maybe you should have Stein examine you instead.

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're ill?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably... Maybe when he comes to find me I'll get him to do that.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I probably am.

[Action]

[screwloose]

Are you kidding me? You're asking me to push you?

[ video ]

[notasinglelady]

Or something. So far my friends sucked.

[Action]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Well I couldn't think of anyone else to ask... Pleeeeeease?

[Birkin looks super confused. Why aren't you catering to his every whim? That is definitely what he remembers signing on for.]

[ video ]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Mm. Sorry bout that. Could be worse though?

[ video ]

[notasinglelady]

I guess...they are attractive, at least?

[ video ]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

There we go. There's a bright side for you.

[ video ]

[notasinglelady]

But they are not here and I'm all alone. It's really sad.

[ video ]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well if you need some company, I'm not doing anything today. [Lazy shrug]

[ video ]

[notasinglelady]

I would like that. I will ask around for that worldhop.