ʜᴀʀʀʏ ϟ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ (
fromacupboard) wrote in
dramadramaduck2011-11-12 10:18 am
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[ DDD is getting their own sports channel eventually. TODAY'S GAME: Gryffindor vs Slytherin in an exciting game of Quidditch! Amusingly narrated by a Lee Jordan with biased commentary leaning towards Gryffindor. Because Slytherin is a bunch of cheaters.
LET'S FOCUS ON HARRY THOUGH. He's just hovering above the the rest of the game until spotting the Snitch, which is that little flying gold ball with wings-- I don't need to explain Quidditch, right? Anyway! He swoops in to get it and then almost gets knocked off that broom by a Slytherin. FOUL FOUL!
And then the broom starts trying to knock him off. If it could speak it'd be going, "GTFO HARRY" and shook around all zig-zagging and moving away when people tried to grab him. Stupid jinxed broom. This is Murder Harry Potter attempt #2.
But then it calms down, he gets back on it, takes a dive bomb towards a snitch and... catches it in his mouth. After almost choking on the thing, he coughs it up then waits two seconds while trying to figure out if he's allowed to do that. That's cool? OKAY. Gryffindor wins! TL;DR? Movie clip. ]
LET'S FOCUS ON HARRY THOUGH. He's just hovering above the the rest of the game until spotting the Snitch, which is that little flying gold ball with wings-- I don't need to explain Quidditch, right? Anyway! He swoops in to get it and then almost gets knocked off that broom by a Slytherin. FOUL FOUL!
And then the broom starts trying to knock him off. If it could speak it'd be going, "GTFO HARRY" and shook around all zig-zagging and moving away when people tried to grab him. Stupid jinxed broom. This is Murder Harry Potter attempt #2.
But then it calms down, he gets back on it, takes a dive bomb towards a snitch and... catches it in his mouth. After almost choking on the thing, he coughs it up then waits two seconds while trying to figure out if he's allowed to do that. That's cool? OKAY. Gryffindor wins! TL;DR? Movie clip. ]

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