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[ ooc: first scene second scene third scene fourth scene / 1st = outing, 2nd = advertisement, 3rd = performance, 4th = confrontation with Finn ... sorry this post is really long, i just wanted to get it all done in one. ]

Santana: Hey tubs, can I talk to you for a second?

Rory: Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore.

Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. ... Rachel's right. I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I've slept with you. I mean, at some point, I must have liked that you looked like a taco addict who's had one too many back-ally liposuctions.

Rory: Whoah--

Santana: Please stick a sock in it, or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown. ... I am sorry, Finn. I mean really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are going to get crushed by the Trouble Tones. I'm also sorry that you have no talent. I'm sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what? I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stunt in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for 8 magical nights.

Finn: Hey Santana, why don't you just come out of the closet? ... You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down, because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, not to not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? ... A coward. See you at the mash-off.

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Congressional Candidate Voice-Over: ... And when did you plan on telling Ohio families? Here's another question: why don't you have a husband, Sue? Is there something you're not telling us?

Santana: I can't believe this is happening.

Sue: I'm so sorry.

Santana: I haven't even told my parents yet.

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[ Trouble Tones mash-up of Adele's "Someone Like You" and "Rumor Has It" ]

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Santana: What did you just say to her?

Finn: ... I said I thought you were great.

Santana: You're lying.

Rachel: No, he literally just said that!

Santana: Did you tell her too?

Mr. Schue: Santana--

Santana: Everyone's gonna' know now, because of you.

Finn: The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don't care--

Santana: Not just the school, idiot. Everyone.

Finn: What are you talking ab--

[ slap ]

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...Jesus.

[Tails shows up on video before seemingly disappearing. How strange. Let's hope he hasn't decided to show up in Santana's world.]

H-he didn't mean to.

Now that's how you tell someone: "Down, bitch!"

Do you need to talk?

[ Upon realizing that this is posted now for the whole fucking multi-verse to see, Santana is seriously ready to put a fist through her computer monitor. ]

Why is this happening.

[ She can barely choke out these few words before errupting into uncontrollable sobbing. ]

I don't know.

[Santana crying makes Britt want to cry.]

Where are you?

Like that even matters now.

What? Are you here to laugh at me too?

...no. No, I'm not gonna laugh at you. [Because he knows if it were him, he'd be terrified.]

[locked]

Just lie. Point out how many guys you've been with and say it's not true.

Look... [Rachel hesitates for a moment, her gaze falling into her lap.] I'm not taking Finn's side here. What he did was thoughtless, and horrible. I-I would know. And so should he. Between my two gay dads and Kurt being his step-brother and my best friend... he should have known better.

But... [She raises her eyes to the screen again.] I also think he meant it when he said no one cares. Because... whether you're Hispanic, lesbian, or... kind of a bitch sometimes, none of that defines who you are as a person. And if anyone at that school, or in this town, or in the entire state of Ohio-- considering that I'm pretty sure that congressional ad is illegal for blatant harassment of a student over her sexuality, which is just plain unacceptable-- but most importantly, if your parents can't accept that... then I want you to come live with me. Because... you're my friend. And my dads would never... I-I mean. Obviously. And I want you to know that there are people in your life who will be there for you and stand by you no matter what.

So I guess I just... wanted you to know that.

I'm... I'm at home right now.

I'll be there in a few minutes.

... Okay.

Do you want me to bring anything over?

I... I don't really know.

No.

I... Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. My family might buy it, but.

[ She just really can't stand the possibility of being recognized in public, of being stared at and talked about behind her back. ]

[ ... Well, shit. ]

I--

[ Her voice comes out in barely a whisper. It's clear she's on the verge of tears again. But she clears her throat hard and musters together the last of her strength to issue a quick nod, followed by a (very quiet): ]

Thank you.

It doesn't have to be right now. But if you ever need to I will listen.

If you're worried about school...I don't know, get another beard? It'd at least be something to use if people start talking shit.

... I think if I did that, I might lose Brittany forever. Like, I want to think that she'd understand because of... the situation. But I can't see it helping.

Shit. Why is this so fucking hard.

... Okay. I, uh. Thanks.

[ Oh shit. Oblivious Santana is sitting on the trunk of her car -- which is parked out on the street in front of her house this evening -- smoking. ]

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HAHAHA what an awful time for this and by awful i mean awesome