http://cmdr-scruffy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cmdr-scruffy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2011-11-16 09:17 pm
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[Video]

[Hey Ducks, look! It's a dimly lit bar!]

And what's your story?

My story? It's exactly the same as your story. I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew, my commission, and my life. [And James takes a swig of rum DIRECTLY FROM THE JUG. His wig isn't looking so good.]

Commodore?

No, not anymore, weren't you listening? I nearly had you all in Tripoli! I would have, if not for the hurricane.

Lord. You didn't try to sail through it?

So, do I make your crew or not? You haven't said where you're going. Somewhere nice? [C'mon, James, what did that table ever do to you?] Am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow? Or should I just kill you now.

[Jack stops his daring Escape By Plant and grins cheerfully.] You're hired!

[And James cocks his pistol anyway.] Sorry. Old habits and all that.

[And the dimly lit and shady looking bar erupts into a massive brawl. No surprise. James is in the center of it, still chugging at his cask of rum, while Jack casually moseys his way on out, swapping hats as he goes. Over the din, the video picks up James's voice.]

Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line and I'll have you all one by one! Come on, who's first?!

[The video ends abruptly as a rather effeminate looking boy brings a wine bottle down on James's head, knocking him out cold.]

[OOC: Black is Gibbs, red is Jack, blue is James.

Or you could just watch it in French.]
andthehat: (You are a sad strange little man)

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
This is going to put a damper in your efforts to find yourself a lady, mate. Especially the part where 'lizabeth outdoes you with a bottle.
andthehat: (Sharks have teeth and they are pointy)

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-17 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ shouting in your direction in RL while commenting here ]

You want me to shout!?
andthehat: (Don't mind me keep talking)

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
That'll be Captain. You're on my ship.
andthehat: (I'm marrying my rum)

[ captain spam! ]

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-17 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Good! Now that you've accepted your fate, you get this. [ trying to hand you some food and a cup of water now ] Sip that. Very important.
andthehat: (You are a sad strange little man)

[ captain spam! ]

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Water. Can't you tell? And that- chicken. [ weird look ] How drunk are you exactly?
andthehat: (It wouldn't be my hat)

[ captain spam! ]

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ better because if he was drugging it it'd be with opium --- buuut he's not. ]

You're welcome.

[identity profile] carriesparasol.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Not your finest moment, I'm sure.
croibhristeoir: (hopes and dreams shattering apart)

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-11-17 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting night. I daresay it almost reminds me of home.

[Implying barfights were common? In Ireland? NAAAAAH.]
croibhristeoir: (pick me up and dust me off)

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-11-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Your first barfight, really? I've seen people do worse.
andthehat: (You are a sad strange little man)

[ captain spam! ]

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you look so surprised?
andthehat: (My hat it has three corners)

[ captain spam! ]

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? I am decent! Always. Very likable, me. Fairly polite. You have ridiculous standards and bias.
andthehat: (Sharks have teeth and they are pointy)

[ captain spam! ]

[personal profile] andthehat 2011-11-18 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
We're having a conversation. Would you rather I whisper?

[identity profile] carriesparasol.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's quite alright. I've word that my husband is making similar spectacle of himself.

Have you quite recovered?

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