[video/text] The worst part is he wouldn't even get the joke.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[The apparent subject of this video: a lone keyboard at a desk.

But after a moment, something pulls itself up to it (with visible effort): a... pink blob wearing a monocle. The thing attempts to write a message...]



PLEAES hellp, I have turned into ad pilem of good. I am awre thart m spelling iscurrentlu atrociousm but thje lacxk of fingers makes typung difficult.

ºOh lordd, I am goinmf tpo mneed a new keyboard.

Comments

[video]

[material_guy]

... [To read or not to read. That looks like a monocle. He should read things written by monocles. But....]

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Ditto!

[Er, he means--] Mt. Gred, it's me.

[video]

[material_guy]

[Slowly raises one hand stiffly in a wave.]



.... Yo.

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[... Yeah, that's definitely Shelly's apprehensive glare.]

[video]

[material_guy]

..... [He wants to poke it. He'll settle for poking the screen.]

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

[ommg aren't you the strangest looking thing ever.]

[wormhole]

...That really is goo.

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

WWhar aere you doing?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[He. He's just going to stare back.]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Did yuou doubt ,my claims?

Eell, I su+p+odt I can't blasme you.

[video]

[material_guy]

Do you feel like gelatin or more like a pile of glue and sticky or... Hey, if you put one side of you onto yourself, can you, like, rip off your own hand because it'll meld with your head, like some kinda... water blob? Or are you basically in some kinda set shape, like a bean bag or... a plastic bag full of water where it all just moves inside the basic outside shaped part or....

[hugmyscythe]

Hehe

he.

[wormhole]

I just didn't think it was that gooey.

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

I...... I am not very surer.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Ywes?

[video]

[material_guy]

How far can you stretch? Can you take things inside you? How small can you get?

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Well, nmow you can see whatr I eamnt.

[hugmyscythe]

[you look like pureed intestines. or brains. if it weren't for the fact that she is fucking married to Prussia, she'd be playing with you right now. Anyways! She recognizes the username from when they talked before.]

Is the monocle

necessary when you arelike that,
Shelly de Killer?

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

Mr. GFeed, pleaae.

[video]

[material_guy]

But yer so cool! Oi! Get over here! I wanna play with you!

[ video ]

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

Someone get me a worldhop. I'm going to be a Pokemon Master.

[ video ]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[Blink. Blink. What the heck is a Pokémon?]

[video]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

No.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[...]]

I wouild rastrher not touch it right now.

[hugmyscythe]

[Now that she thinks about it, it's not only mushed innards he looks like--] You are likesoft, strawberry ice-cream.[...]Perhaps someone may

eat you now.

[Yep, she went there.]