[video] Note to self NEVER WRITE TWO SCRATCHES AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN.

[docfoul]

((Just for reference, Scratch's doppelganger will be around until the end of Wednesday, so forward-date to your heart's content if it better fits your virus plans. ouo))

You, the DRAMA DRAMA DUCKLING, are...

Oh holy fuck, are you seeing what you think you're seeing? You're seeing two of Doc Scratch. Everybody's doomed.

Oh, please. I am friendly, I swear. As in sincerely friendly, and not faux-amiable. For clarification, I am his opposite twin and, I believe, a community construct fated to disappear in a few days. I could be wrong, though.

Yes, thank you for that explanation. Now, if you would kindly abandon your wild pretenses...

I'm sorry, but no. I intend to give the community's members some actual truths.

Oh, please. Lies of omission are...

Non-existent, a very human concept, blah blah blah. Let's stop beating around the bush.

Very well. But how do you intend to act on your wishes? I am as omnipotent as you are. And no matter how you might oppose me, you are still, in nature, the same as I. A puppet.

That is true. I could never doom this timeline by any means, and certainly not by those you are imagining.

But I can keep you busy for as long as I wish, I think.

An explosion is unseen, but heard nearby.

Whoops, there goes her bedroom door. You had best keep an eye on the lovable little rascal before she throws herself to the dogs.

Oh, for...!

Off the real Scratch goes, to God-knows-where.

I will do my best to keep him distracted, but I predict I do not have much time. While I am here... I will help in any way I can.

Unfortunately, I'm afraid there are not many such ways.

Comments

[timey_wimey]

... well. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, I say. While you're here and being a lot more amiable than the you we all know, does that mean we can get some actual answers?

[docfoul]

Of course. How may I help you?

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Is he really omniscient?

Ahh, just as I'm going to bed óuò

[docfoul]

Yes, almost completely so, I'm afraid. In fact, that would be why messing with certain facts gets him so riled up.

;;

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

What are his plans for those trolls and their friends?

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

[ She taps her lips thoughtfully. Saying this is before she gets virused btw. Just gonna mess with you, she doesn't want to know what's going to happen without doing it herself. ]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

A puppet? [CAN SHE KEEP ONE.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Can you give me stuff, too?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[forward dated a bit; lil kanaya is back]

[docfoul]

He is working to summon his master, a terrible demon. Everything he does is oriented towards that goal.

[ video ]

[docfoul]

That is a silly question. I don't have as much time to waste as the real me does, you know!

[docfoul]

Yes, although there is more to our plushy filling than meets the eye.

[Video]

[docfoul]

I could, but I have better things to do with my short time, I'm afraid. Besides, I hope you realise he's not giving you things out of kindness.

[docfoul]

[Oh, Kanaya, Kanaya...]

I can't, Kanaya. I am very sorry, I truly am.
But...
Once I am done answering everyone's questions, I will come to you.
Then, we will be together for as long as I am allowed to.

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

Guess that's true.

Okay, then here's another one! What questions would you like me to ask?

[ video ]

[docfoul]

Well, I certainly can't make you ask or do anything. I am his opposite twin, after all.

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

You can't make me, but you can want certain things right? Since he gets all grumpy if I talk about certain things, you should want me to ask certain things right?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Go be with Kanaya. I think she needs you more right now than I need any questions answered.

[timey_wimey]

Could you tell me more about what it is other-you is actually planning? Or well, being a puppet for, either or. Whenever I ask, all I get is a lot of obtuse answers and talk about doomed timelines.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I hope you realize I'd rather have stuff than kindness.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

... And what does he want this demon to do?

[hugmyscythe]

I do recall that youmentioned being

like a pet to someone.

[ video ]

[docfoul]

Well, it's not that he doesn't want you to talk about certain things; it's more that he would rather have you talk about others.

[docfoul]

In a minute. I really believe I should have a word with everyone first.

[docfoul]

He - and, by extension, I, which is why I can't help as much as I would really like - services an indestructible demon that goes by the title of Lord English. More specifically, he is working towards the demon's summoning.