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[notasinglelady]

My boyfriend and I made love the other day.

For those here that didn’t understand the concept, it means that we had sex.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

And this had to be announced publicly?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... Kurt? Are you feeling all right?

[notasinglelady]

Yes, well,...I'm not sure why I felt like saying this but I did.

[lanternlooking.livejournal.com]

Ah...

Is that really something you should be saying here?

[notasinglelady]

I'm actually a bit horny now that I thought about Blaine, but he's not here. Aside from that, yes I am fine.


...I'm not sure why I am telling you all this, though.

[notasinglelady]

Probably not but for some reason I felt like sharing.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... that's the part that has me concerned. You never overshare.

[lanternlooking.livejournal.com]

Cinderella said there might be a virus going around...

[2/3 WHOOPS I lied]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Besides, I'm sure you would be equally traumatized hearing about my, Finn's, and Jesse's sex life...

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

But now that the cat is out of the bag, how was it?! You used protection, right??

♥♥♥

[notasinglelady]

I don't really need to know about your sex lie and all the combinations, no. Life is strange enough already.

Good, very good. Blaine is really sweet in bed. And yes, both time, don't worry. Who do you take me for?

:D;; <3!!

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll just say it's quite wonderful and leave it at that.

... both times? And I'm just saying! I mean, he was a virgin, too, there was no chance for pregnancy... you never know!

[notasinglelady]

Again? What sort of virus?

[redlikecrimson.livejournal.com]

Really?

[He finds this way more interesting while he's drunk from a virus.]

のωの ♥♥♥

[notasinglelady]

I'm glad for you three, really. Are you staying in Jesse's house today?

Yes, both time. And even if we can't get pregnant and we are both virgins it doesn't hurt to use them. It makes everything less messy too. [OMG someone stop his mouth. He's blushing.]

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

What? Really??

Please, please tell me you used copious amounts of lubrication.

th-this is so cute and terrible jklfaj;s

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Yes! We had date night last night. It was perfect. Thai food, and then we inevitably skipped the movie, and not just because Finn didn't want to watch another musical.

... I believe that. The clean-up is so much easier when you use condoms in that sort of situation. I'm so glad I turned down trying... well. But I digress. Was it painful? I assume you bottomed.

[fuckingnarnia.livejournal.com]

[jhlkjhjkhlkjgdjghchjfkuyfjhkljfgf]

...okay then.

[morethanseeing.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

[notasinglelady]

Really! It was perfect.

[Oh god...]

[notasinglelady]

Yes, why would I lie.

I..er....We used all the lubrication we needed. I'm not sure if that was 'copious amounts'.

[notasinglelady]

[Poor Dave]

I'm really not sure why I felt like sharing this.

[redlikecrimson.livejournal.com]

Good for you. I don' think I'll get that though.

So threadjacking this. Sorry Kurt!

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Aya! Get off the computer!