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[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Snape, are you back to normal already?

Because I am still pregnant and we need to talk.

[Lies all the way. She just want to freak out the poor Potion Master.]

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[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

...Pregnant?

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Yes, dear.

[Sing her a baby song, Finn!]

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Wow. Um, congratulations?

[ I WAS LIEK BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEH OHH~ ...oh, not what you meant? xD ]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Thanks dear, you are a sweetheart. Sadly I don't think the father is as thrilled as you.

[NOT THAT ONE )8 If the kid comes out with a ugly fringe I'm blaming you! o9!]

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

[This face. So much!]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I am having mood swings already James, do you want to make me angrier?

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[ LOLOLOLOLOL ]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I think he only wanted the sex, not the responsibility that might come with it.

[It could happen...because.]

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

...Are you going tokeep this child? [of course she would ask a question like this]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I keep all my children, no matter how they look like or WHAT they are.

[of course.]

[hugmyscythe]

...A demigod, then?

Severus Snape

should be a proud father.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

A demigod. And considering the fact that he's a powerful wizard I wonder how the kid will grow up to be.

He should but I think he's avoiding me. Men...they only want one thing.

[hugmyscythe]

He he

he.

If he is avoiding you,would you want such a man

to father the child?

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I don't need anybody, I take care of my kids. But he still needs to face the consequences of his actions.

[hugmyscythe]

You have somethingin mind?

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Not yet. I need to have a talk with him first.

[hugmyscythe]

Responsibility must be hard for him...

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I was expecting more of him, you know? He’s the headmaster of the Slitherin house and a teacher. Tsh Tsh.

I am disappointed.

[hugmyscythe]

A shame, a shame.

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's kind of...douchey.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Why would anybody be like that?

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I am open to new ideas for a proper punishment.

[voice]

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

[Oh man, do you hear some wild, unrestrained laughter at that]

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

I doubt that's possible.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Try me.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not.

[voice]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Uhm...? Curious.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

You are smarter than you look then.

Snape is good in bed, you know.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

No Eris. I didn't want to know.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

But knowledge is power.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

Not this knowledge.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. You need to assume the fact that adults ave sex often, James. Even teachers. Your parents did it too. And your grandparents as well.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

Just because I know it happens, doesn't mean I want to imagine certain people doing it!

[voice]

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

And how is the baby's daddy taking all this?

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Not very well, I must admit. Men...you know how weak they can be. The smallest thing makes them freak out.

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

Especially with certain 'little things' women must deal with.