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[selfished]

So what do you know, you sneak into an internet cafe to grab some quick food and the first thing you come across on the computer is this weird place. Sure are a lot of noisy people in here, from what I've seen from all these posts.

Hardly anything interesting on here though.. C'mon, at least one of you should be able to tell me something good, right? Have to waste my time somehow until I run out of snacks and then run out of this place, but I'd rather waste it on something worthwhile.

Unless I was right and all of you just are a bunch of sad losers.

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[reloadfromsave]

It's a multidimensional internet community.

[docfoul]

I have a plentiful reservoir of snacks.
That should address at least two of your concern.

[selfished]

Multidimensional, huh? That'd explain a lot of the stuff I saw on here, some pretty strange talk about monsters and vampires and who knows what else.

I thought it was just a bunch of lunatics with conspiracy theories, but guess I was wrong.

[reloadfromsave]

There are some of those, too.

[selfished]

[ The reply is a bit slow, considering it takes Kyouko a little while to figure out that there's actually something there.. ]

A person with food, huh? Keep talking.

... Although I don't know why you'd have to type in white font. People might think you're just trying to annoy them by giving them blank space.

[selfished]

Wait, so you're saying they're just idiots after all? And here I got my hopes up.

[reloadfromsave]

There are some lunatics, but that doesn't change that what I said is true.

[docfoul]

My choice of color is elegant and unobtrusive.
But let's not argue about it, shall we?

[selfished]

Then you'd think a multidimensional internet community or whatever would at least have something more interesting to say, right?

[reloadfromsave]

It's been slow this week. I don't know why.

[selfished]

'Unobtrusive' is just a fancy way of saying 'annoying'. But whatever, what you want, I'm highlighting it right now either way so might as well keep doing it.

To be honest, I prefer talking about snacks.

[selfished]

They were probably all waiting for me to spice things up.

[docfoul]

I know. Perhaps some day soon I will show you my supply.

[selfished]

Don't worry, I won't forget an offer like that anytime soon.

So, who's my mysterious benefactor here, huh? At least 'fess up.

[createswithink]

It's as interesting as you make it!

[he's saying to be creative]

[selfished]

What, isn't it sort of like tv? If there's nothing interesting on, you might as well not watch.

[docfoul]

You may call me Doc Scratch.
Or, if you ever find yourself particularly hungry, you could call me Mr. Vanilla Milkshake as well, although I must warn you that I am not actually edible.
Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo.

[createswithink]

Not that'd you have much of a choice. I don't even have a TV or computer and it's making me write in it 'till it goes away.

[selfished]

I actually like the tone of Mr. Vanilla Milkshake, I think I'll keep that one. Although.. I could test out that 'edible' theory, you know.

[ she's.. probably.. joking.. ]

[selfished]

Wait, really? We have to keep writing on this until it goes away? What kinda crap is that supposed to be?

[createswithink]

The kind that makes you be social.

[docfoul]

You are welcome to try. Who knows if plush and radiation is not an acquired taste?

[selfished]

I can be social on my own terms. [ aka not really.. ] I don't need some stupid internet community helping me with that.

[selfished]

... You're kidding, right? Nobody would taste like plush or radiation.

[docfoul]

It was a joke, yes.
However, I assure you that, if anybody could taste like that, it would be me.