[video] Canon Move; Let's Kill Hitler!

[hasbottombunk]

[ooc: Just...pretend characters can't see the little people inside the Nazi robot?]

Comments

1/3? ...three seems safe.

[doyoufondue]

[ ......WAIT. ]

[doyoufondue]

[ RORY WHAT.

WHAT.

YOU PUT HITLER IN A CUPBOARD. ]

[doyoufondue]

[ RORY YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE HIM AN ASTHMA ATTACK OVER THIS POST ]

Nice punch.

[a few hours later...]

[hasbottombunk]

Wha-?

Oh wow, it really recorded all that, didn't it?

Thanks, I guess. Never thought I'd be punching Hitler and putting him in a cupboard...

[descry]

[what. what just happened.]

... This wasn't spoken of in the histories.

[doyoufondue]

[ HOURS GIVE HIM TIME TO BREATHE. THANK GOD. ]

I think everyone guy I know wants to punch him.

---Why... [ how what when dhfihg- ] ...Did you leave him in a cupboard? Who was that other guy?

[a few hours later...]

[hasbottombunk]

Mm...yeah. I don't think it's something Hitler would go around telling people.

[hasbottombunk]

It did feel pretty good.

I guess we did leave him in there, huh? We were kind of...in a hurry.

Other guy? You mean the Doctor?

[doyoufondue]

You got to yell at him too.

No. The one he said tried to kill him...

[hasbottombunk]

Oh! Right.

Would you believe it if I said he was a robot?

[oceanicbutterfly]

..............................

[a few hours later...]

[hasbottombunk]

...hello?

[doyoufondue]

I'd believe anything you said. You punched Hitler in the face.

[hasbottombunk]

Excellent.

He was definitely a robot, then. I was actually shrunk down and put inside it. There's a whole crew in there running the thing.

[oceanicbutterfly]

What did I just watch?

[hasbottombunk]

I guess the community thought I hadn't posted anything in a while and caught us...at an odd moment.

[doyoufondue]

A robot with shrunken people sent to assassinate Hitler?

1/2

[occultistpeter]

... [So Much Speechlessness.]

2/2

[occultistpeter]

...was that really Hitler?

[Oh god this community really isn't helping with his drinking problem]

[hasbottombunk]

...Yeah, pretty much.

[a few hours later...]

[hasbottombunk]

Yeah, it really was. [Now that the adrenaline is gone he's a bit in shock over the matter.]

[doyoufondue]

...why are you saving Hitler from assassination robots filled with tiny people?

[occultistpeter]

So. Uh. Your world still in the 1940s, time travel, or universe with an immortal Hitler?

[He really doesn't know how else to react, someone punching Hitler and then shoving him in a cupboard doesn't often come up in normal conversation.]

[hasbottombunk]

It's this whole thing with the Doctor and fixed timelines. According to him certain things in time just...have to happen.

[hasbottombunk]

Time...travel.

[He's looking at those icons. Wait a second-]

Doctor? Isn't that you? Did you get a new journal when we moved?