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[hasabulletforyou]

[Hello, everyone. There is a man wearing glasses and drinking what looks like coffee while he reads a newspaper. Dangling from his mouth is a cigarette that looks like it may be on its last legs. He must be new here.

He goes to turn the page and pauses a moment.

What?]

Eh? [He leans in a bit.]

What is this supposed to be?

[He calls over his shoulder.]

Oi! Which one of you dumbasses put this shit over here?

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[greeneyed_demon]

[And there's Hakkai, bustling around the room trying to clean up the small space.]

Isn't it a little early to start yelling?

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[hasabulletforyou]

Did you do something over here?

[He points to the little window for the community.]

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[greeneyed_demon]

[A moment later, the brunette crosses the room to peer at whatever Sanzo's pointing to.]

... ah. That. No, no one's fault.

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[hasabulletforyou]

[He looks over at it. For a long time.

Then back at Hakkai.

He's waiting for an explanation.]

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[greeneyed_demon]

[Hakkai knows full well that he's waiting for an explanation, so as he goes back to straightening up the little room, he tells the monk exactly what's going on.]

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[hasabulletforyou]

[Sanzo puts out the cigarette he's been smoking so he can light up another. He figures he needs one to deal with this.]

How do I get rid of it?

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[greeneyed_demon]

[Well, the room is a lot neater than before, so there's little left for Hakkai to do other than perch himself on the edge of Sanzo's bed and answer questions while he side-eyes the umpteenth cigarette of the day.]

You don't, I'm afraid. It comes and goes as it wants to and if you don't give it some attention every now and again, it will post things without your knowledge or permission.

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[hasabulletforyou]

You make it sound intelligent.

[Observes that while tossing the lighter onto the table and ignoring the look.]

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[greeneyed_demon]

In a manner of speaking, it is, but not in a human sense.

[Sighing, he reaches out to snag the ashtray and heads off to empty it yet again.]

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[hasabulletforyou]

[Great thing about "servants"...they do things like that for you.]

How long have you been on it?

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[greeneyed_demon]

Ah. I don't even really remember, actually. It's been a while, though.

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[hasabulletforyou]

[So helpful, Hakkai.]

Get rid of it.

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[greeneyed_demon]

I do believe I've already told you that's not entirely possible, Sanzo.

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[hasabulletforyou]

I meant now. The duck is staring.

[Glaring at the duck as if he really is staring at him.]

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[greeneyed_demon]

[That just earns a laugh from Hakkai as he leans over Sanzo's shoulder to peer at the 'duck'.]

I would if I knew how.

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[hasabulletforyou]

[Sanzo is glaring at the damn thing as if that will magically make it just vanish. But no, it remains there to taunt him.]

Bastard.

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[greeneyed_demon]

[Pat pat pat. There there, Sanzo.]

I'm sure the duck doesn't enjoy you curing at it.

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[hasabulletforyou]

It can go die.

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[greeneyed_demon]

There's really only one duck on the community and I'm quite certain he'd object.

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[hasabulletforyou]

.............

There's a duck on the community.

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[greeneyed_demon]

There is. He's quite rich and a little on the grumpy side. Reminds me of someone I know.

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[hasabulletforyou]

[Have a look.]

Your terrible personality is showing again.

[makewayforroze]

It wasn't any of your friends. The community comes on it's own.

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[greeneyed_demon]

[Have a smile.]

You'd miss me if I was gone.

[brokethecamera]

Um...it probably wasn't done by anyone you're with right now...