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[drjackal]

My, my, what a quaint little community this is. It appears that this community wishes for me to speak. I’ll acknowledge it’s request for now. I have to say I am most fascinated by the various times and worlds this place has access too. I find it very entertaining. I hope to with my job that I will be able to visit the various worlds the community has to offer!

So who am I and what do I do? My name is Akabane Kuroudou. However, most know me as Dr. Jackal. I am a transporter. I make sure the precious item or person arrives safely at the designated area in a timely manner. I do not care who it is or what it is, as long as I have some fun with the job. The more dangerous the job sounds…the better.

I suggest if you wish to hire me, that you do not interferer with my job. I have my own methods of how I handle things. It is also wise not to bore me. I do not care so much about the payment, although the fees for the job are costly. It’s all about the entertainment I get out of it. I also wish to know more about this world of yours and what to expect from it.

With that said, I suggest next time that you are more careful with the food that you eat. It is unwise to eat food that mysteriously shows up.

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

Ah, you are...

You have been here before, but I suppose you must have forgotten.

[drjackal]

Oh? This community is entirely new to me. However, I was told that people mistake me for many things.

[createswithink]

[ Another doctor, huh? ] My name's Issun. Welcome to the community.

And I say why don't you live a little and eat it! Who knows, it could be fun.

[dekillerqueen]

I am quite certain of what I'm saying. It is not uncommon for people to disappear from this community and completely forget that they were ever there.

[nie_unschuldig]

How nice to see someone who takes such pleasure from their employment.

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[material_guy]

Eight out of ten for style.

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[drjackal]

[Akabane appears on screen. He's dressed in a black trench coat and wearing white gloves. A gloved hand holds the brim of his hat the other is tucked away in a pocket. The hat itself obscures Akabane's face from view.]

It's always about style and grace.

[drjackal]

I wouldn't have accepted the job if it wasn't worth my time.

[drjackal]

A pleasure to meet you, Issun.

Oh, I make sure to have my fun. However, our versions of fun seem to be very different.

[drjackal]

I shall be sure to keep this in mind. Do humor me and tell me what my past self has done with the community.

[nie_unschuldig]

Some people aren't so lucky or they are too dull to understand that money isn't everything.

[drjackal]

They say that money makes the world go around. I believe that it holds people back.

[createswithink]

Heeh, that's true. But I'm sure you'll find someone to share your definition here. You already said this place might be entertaining to you, after all. [ if he could have a yen for every. single. person. who called DDD 'entertaining'...]

[drjackal]

I'm quite sure I will!

Tell me, Issun. What have you learned from this place already?

[createswithink]

Lots of things. Especially since most people here are from the future from my own time and world.

[nie_unschuldig]

It does have it's uses, unless you have no problem stealing your food and other necessities; but yes, there are other things that have better value. I find entertainment to be one of the two and usually the easiest to accomplish.

[drjackal]

It is very rare that I can find someone on the same level as myself. Who may you be?

[drjackal]

Could you be more detailed?

[createswithink]

No problem, Sensei. I've learned about the internet, anime, memes, trolling, magic, gods of other worlds, worldhops, viruses, events, and some more magic, that fate can be changed to a different one, computers, DVDs, electricity, bacteria, Newtonian physics, some calculus, time travel, molecules, atoms, some anatomy, something about genes, tsunderes, nekomimi, kink memes....basically a whole lot about culture of the future and that thing called 'science'.

[nie_unschuldig]

I'm Schuldig and yes there are a few of us around. You're more likely to find those who disagree with that line of thought however. Of course, they usually provide the most entertainment.

[drjackal]

What is your world like, if you didn't know anything about the internet, the other cultures, and science?

[drjackal]

It is a pleasure to meet you, Schuldig!

I am quite aware of that fact; however, the warning is appreciative.

[dekillerqueen]

I arrived not very long before your past self left, I am afraid. We did have some fascinating exchanges about our common profession, though.

[drjackal]

You're saying you are a transporter?

[createswithink]

Oh, I know about other cultures. I meant...cultures of the future.

My world...let's see-- I think someone here described it as being 'pre-history'?