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[hasabulletforyou]

[Sanzo has a newspaper that he's reading currently, cigarette dangling from his lips. He looks calm currently. Perfectly at ease.

Until suddenly...]

SHUT UP, YOU STUPID STUPID KAPPA FACE!

OI! GET OUT OF MY FACE, MONKEY BRAT!

[Sanzo's eye twitches behind his glasses. Twitch...twitch twitch. But the fighting continues on behind him with Goku and Gojyo in each other's faces. It looks like Sanzo can ignore it too.

Until one of them bumps into him and his cup of what looks like coffee gets knocked over, spilling all over the table and his paper.

The twitching stops and the look on his face darkens before he is suddenly up with a gun in his hand, firing bullets at them that they barely manage to dodge.]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BEING THIS NOISY AT NIGHT? GET YOUR ASSES TO BED OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

[The scene turns comical with Sanzo chasing the other two around the room with his gun. Off in the distance, Hakkai takes a sip of tea then just smiles and shakes his head. He's too used to this.]

Comments

[greeneyed_demon]

You're going to get us kicked out.

[hasabulletforyou]

[NOT LISTENING. TOO BUSY SHOOTING AT IDIOTS!]

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[material_guy]

Now, now. Now they owe you a cup of coffee. Both of 'em do. So you end up ahead, gettin' two cups out of 'em total for one.

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[hasabulletforyou]

[Halting his attack because someone said something interesting.]

Got anything else you want to add?

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[material_guy]

Looks like they owe you papers for the next two days, too. Anything spill on yer cigarettes? Anything spill on yer clothes?

Take 'em to the cleaners.

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[hasabulletforyou]

Hakkai washes the clothes.

Those shits are lucky my cigarettes are fine.

[greeneyed_demon]

I really don't want to sleep in the jeep, Sanzo. If I have to, I'm not fixing anything to eat until we get to our next stop.

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[hasabulletforyou]

................................

[He stops shooting.]

Annoying bastard.

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[greeneyed_demon]

[And there's Hakkai, just sipping at his tea.]

I know they're annoying, but it's part of their charm.

[hasabulletforyou]

It's not charm.

[Stripping out of his robes now. They're dirty.]

[greeneyed_demon]

What would you call it, then?

[Still busy with his tea. Sanzo will have to wait.]

[hasabulletforyou]

Asking for death sentences.

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[material_guy]

Got yer own personal maid? You know how to travel, don'tcha!

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[hasabulletforyou]

Three servants.

[greeneyed_demon]

Well, traveling with you could be seen as one, couldn't it?

[A knock at the door stops anything else he's planning on saying. With a sigh, he climbs to his feet to go answer it, only to return a moment later, the usual smile replaced by a subtle glower.]

Between what just happened with you and Gojyo's earlier attempt to woo the inkeeper's wife, we're being asked to leave.

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[material_guy]

A big shot, huh? Royalty?

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[hasabulletforyou]

Monk.

[hasabulletforyou]

[He frowns then gets up and leaves the room. He's not in the mood to leave, damn it.

So he's gone for several minutes before coming back and getting on his bed.]

We leave in the morning.

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[material_guy]

Really? I got a monk. He doesn't come with servants or anything, directly... just a lotta body guards.

He's kinda young, though. I guess you grow into it.

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[hasabulletforyou]

These three are my servants.

[minesprettier]

It's probably a bad idea to kill the people you're travelling with.

[hasabulletforyou]

Are you offering to trade places?

[minesprettier]

I'm not offering anything of the sort. My coworkers need me alive.

[hasabulletforyou]

If you're not offering anything, shove the opinion somewhere else.

[minesprettier]

You're not as scary as you seem to think you are.