[Voice: Only] 1931

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

[The voice starts off in delight]
"Since the beginning of time all women have heard footsteps up there." Oh, Jules Vernes you really do know how to spark the creative imagination! Just think, once I get those blueprints to the patent office in Washington DC about my Rocket Power Drill I may be able to make your writing a complete reality. After all science fiction isn't necessary not real science, just science waiting to be explored!

[The phone rings]
[Professional voice]
Hello, Brown residence. Yes father... No, of course I wasn’t wasting any time with science. I was just taking a lunch break with a book. I’ll get those subpoenas handed right out.
[Click]

[There’s a pause and shuffle of papers] Just finishing the chapter couldn’t hurt now, could it? Nah, I’ll be quick! I gotta see what happens next!

[Silence with some page flipping. Moments pass by and the phone keeps ringing until finally, click]

Brown reside- [Emmett yelps the sound of a book dropping to the floor can be heard and scattering feet and finally a slamming door. A few moments later the door can be heard opening]

Forgot the subpoenas! [Sound of door closing again. Emmett also left the phone on the line. He continues to read aloud, Journey to the Center of the Earth]

^{(There may be spoilers from the game right now. Also, voice only for this post at the moment. Replies will be after Emmett comes back in)}

Comments

[candace_flynn]

You do know I can hear you, right?

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

[Emmett stops reading. There's silence as he's eyeing around]

Hello? [You can hear his footsteps on the somewhat creaky floor]

[candace_flynn]

Hello.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

My apologies... I must have forgotten to hang up the phone. You're not going to tell Judge Brown I wasn't reading any of my law books... [are you? worry]

[candace_flynn]

I'm not on the phone. I'm on the internet.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

[Totally hearing you from his phone] ..... Internet?

[candace_flynn]

Yeah, you know. The web, etc. I'm using my webcam.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

For sake of Sir Isaac Newton what are you talking about?

[candace_flynn]

Who?

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

[Gasp] [Then speaking like this guy is a pop star or god] Sir Isaac Newton, he invented calculus and mathematically proved the invisible force that binds the universe together. [Short pause] Gravity. [How can you not know that?!][Another pause] Though of course, Albert Einstein challenges Sir Isaac Newton's Universal Law of Gravity with his Theory of Relativity....... Not that I'm interested in science. Law is far more interesting.

[Action]

[4daladies]

[Just passing through and fiddling with. Something.

He looks up at his sister with a bit of a questioning glance. Who are you talking to?]

[candace_flynn]

Oh. Boring stuff.

[Action]

[candace_flynn]

[She points at the screen.]

Some weird guy on here.

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[4daladies]

[Weird guy...oh. Community alright.

He wonders over and hears the Issac Newton quip. Obviously a scientist.

Wait...how did it end up on a topic of the man who discovered the laws of motion?]

[Action]

[candace_flynn]

I think this might be more your area. You talk to him.

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[4daladies]

[Stare.

Ask him for video then.]

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

Boring stuff? If we didn't have boring stuff, Miss, unjust citizens could assault you in the middle of the street and get away with that.

What's this internet?

[Action]

[candace_flynn]

He thinks he's on the phone.

[candace_flynn]

You're saying gravity wouldn't exist if we didn't know about it?

The internet is the internet. You know, on the computer.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

Stop bringing up science. I have no interest what so ever in the subject. I was speaking clearly about law.

If you're going to throw unfamiliar terminology, you could at least try better to define that. Obviously, I have no idea what you're talking about, rather then throwing two unknown terminologies in sentence making that even more confusing. [In other words, what the heck is a computer]

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[4daladies]

[And Ferb just heard the question about the internet.

He glances up at Candance and nods. Yes. He might be on the phone. He doesn't know the internet...that's a big clue.

Ask him the year. Go on.]

[Action]

[candace_flynn]

[She gives him a look.]

You know, he's going to think I'm talking to myself if you never say anything...

[candace_flynn]

[A little later, after some one-sided conversation.]

My brother think I should ask when you're from. So what year is it?

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

Had a feeling there was someone else around with you. [Think the worst of people, never!]

Isn't the answer fairly obvious? August of 1931.

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[4daladies]

[Now why would he think that? Ferb is totally contributing to the conversation.

Anyways...that year explains everything. The internet wasn't even a concept until the late eighties. He really is on a phone.]