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[zuipperpips]

hayyy fyi
imma be tryin a thing
sepcifally a science thing
*specifically
its gon be sweet as
but
dun da da dunnnnn <-- fanfarre
*fanfare
im needin some hella chill chusm 2 help
*hcums
*PALS
so if youve got room for a window fulla sexy ass science gimme a buzz
also lookin for oen (1) person to carry em there
u will get
my lvoe
oooomgblushlbush
+ also
dransk
cuz buzz is SO RIGHT rn

Comments

[thatsmyyogurt]

...Just how much alcohol does this "science" involve?

[zuipperpips]

a=(s*c)h
where a is alcohol
c is the amrtini coefficient
*martini
and h is feelins

[espy]

[ super doubtful about this, but he is just bored enough to ask. ]

What kind of "science thing"?

[zuipperpips]

tunnelin thru the fabric of space + time
sick stuff rite???

[thatsmyyogurt]

...And s is science?

[zuipperpips]

oh
lmao yes
gj smratypants
*smartypants

[aburningspirit]

Won't be any good at the science, but I can get ya where you need to go.

[thatsmyyogurt]

What is the value of the martini coefficient?

[part of him just wants to see how long she can keep up this conversation]

[zuipperpips]

thx but that wasnt a typo hon
em like them
aka sum bigass widnwos
*widnwos
*whoa 0 fo 2

[aburningspirit]

What the hell are you doin' moving windows?

[zuipperpips]

[ f o r e v e r ]

value of the amrtini coefficient is
h/o lemme check
4
rn its 4
its also classy as balls
whcih is why its a c

[zuipperpips]

theye special windows
shhhhhhhh
u gota keep a secret
*gotta
can u
keep
a
s e c r et

[aburningspirit]

Are you kidding? I am the best at secrets!

[zuipperpips]

k cmere
ill whsiper it
2 ur ear
ready

[sandinmyboots]

I have plenty of rooms for you to use! And I don't need your love, so bring me a cake or something.

[zuipperpips]

oyure not invited
creeprr

[sandinmyboots]

Oh, come on! I'm not that creepy.

[aburningspirit]

Yeah!

[pressing his ear to the computer, begin the secret telling]

[zuipperpips]

they r
rolals
special
deluxe
fenestrated planes
*fenes... whoa shit i got it
N E WAYZ u travel thru em

[zuipperpips]

ys an cats arent that fuckin cuddly

[sandinmyboots]

They try and rip your face off with their claws. Dogs are objectively better.

[OH NO, KEFKA, DON'T START A CATS VS DOGS FIGHT...]

[thatsmyyogurt]

[Michael is suitably impressed]

...And how do you measure h?

[aburningspirit]

Travel where? Outside?

[trickstering]

This is what you decide to do while inebriated?

[zuipperpips]

negativo
i decided 2 do it + then got my hammer on