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dramadramaduck2012-05-16 08:46 pm
glaived) wrote in dramadramaduck2012-05-16 08:46 pm
three; accidental video
[ OKAY SO THIS WAS GOING TO HAVE GIFS BECAUSE YOUTUBE WAS STUPID INSTEAD IT HAS NOTHING BECAUSE TUMBLR IS STUPID.
SO THERE IS THIS GIANT ROBOT METAL THING AND IT IS BLOWING SHIT UP WITH A BEAM OF ENERGY-FIRE RIGHT THIS IS A REALLY SMALL TOWN IN NEW MEXICO SIF MUST HAVE DROPPED HER PHONE. WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE REALLY BECAUSE SIF IS NOW JUMPING FROM THE TOP OF A BUILDING WITH HER GLAIVE EXTENDED AND SPEARING THIS GIANT METAL ROBOT THING THROUGH THE MIDDLE. IT'S A PRETTY BADASS MOVE AND THERE'S A SATISFIED SMIRK FROM SIF WHEN IT SHUTS DOWN ON HER.
EXCEPT LOW AND BEHOLD IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT AND INSTEAD ALL OF IT TWISTS SO IT'S JUST LOOKING BACK AT HER AND SHE DROPS FROM IT RIGHT BEFORE IT BLASTS HER INTO OBLIVION. AND THEN AS SHE'S RUNNING AWAY IT FIRES AGAIN AT HER AND SHE FALLS - KICKING THE PHONE TO TRAVEL WITH HER I GUESS (ON ACCIDENT), IT DESTROYS A FEW MORE BUILDINGS AND SIF IS HUDDLED BEHIND A CAR AS THOR, JANE, ERIK AND DARCY ARE COATED IN BROKEN GLASS THOUGH SOMEONE VIEWING THE FEED CAN'T SEE THAT PART.
SUDDENLY, THOR IN THE FRAME! ]
Sif. Sif. You have done all you can.
No. I will die a warrior's death. Stories will be told of this day.
Live, and tell those stories yourself.
[ THERE IS A VERY TOUCHING MOMENT BETWEEN THE TWO. ]
Now go!
[ SIF RUNS OFF WHILE THE CAR THEY WERE HIDING BEHIND IS BLASTED BY THE ANGRY EVIL ROBOT.
THERE IS MORE TALKING - WORDS ARE MENTIONED OFF SCREEN ABOUT ASGARD AND LOKI AND IT'S ALL DRAMATIC BEFORE THERE IS A LULL IN THE EXPLOSIONS.
AND THOR IS BACK IN FRAME, WALKING TOWARDS THE GIANT METAL ROBOT. ]
Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent. Taking their lives will gain you nothing.
So take mine. And end this.
[ THERE IS A LONG PAUSE AND THE GIANT ROBOT TURNS LIKE IT IS GOING TO AMBLE OFF.
EXCEPT NO, IT'S JUST GOING TO BACKHAND THE FUCK OUT OF THOR AND THERE IS A SICKENING CRACK AS HE GOES FLYING OFF THE SCREEN WHILE JANE YELLS "NO".
and that's when the connection cuts out. ]
(( ooc || YEAH BOY IT'S A THOR CAST CANON UPDATE. replies that the cast will do should be assumed to take some time from the broadcasting of this video. also i am really sorry this, the entire scene is heartbreaking in the film - just trust me go and rent it and cry. ))
SO THERE IS THIS GIANT ROBOT METAL THING AND IT IS BLOWING SHIT UP WITH A BEAM OF ENERGY-FIRE RIGHT THIS IS A REALLY SMALL TOWN IN NEW MEXICO SIF MUST HAVE DROPPED HER PHONE. WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE REALLY BECAUSE SIF IS NOW JUMPING FROM THE TOP OF A BUILDING WITH HER GLAIVE EXTENDED AND SPEARING THIS GIANT METAL ROBOT THING THROUGH THE MIDDLE. IT'S A PRETTY BADASS MOVE AND THERE'S A SATISFIED SMIRK FROM SIF WHEN IT SHUTS DOWN ON HER.
EXCEPT LOW AND BEHOLD IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT AND INSTEAD ALL OF IT TWISTS SO IT'S JUST LOOKING BACK AT HER AND SHE DROPS FROM IT RIGHT BEFORE IT BLASTS HER INTO OBLIVION. AND THEN AS SHE'S RUNNING AWAY IT FIRES AGAIN AT HER AND SHE FALLS - KICKING THE PHONE TO TRAVEL WITH HER I GUESS (ON ACCIDENT), IT DESTROYS A FEW MORE BUILDINGS AND SIF IS HUDDLED BEHIND A CAR AS THOR, JANE, ERIK AND DARCY ARE COATED IN BROKEN GLASS THOUGH SOMEONE VIEWING THE FEED CAN'T SEE THAT PART.
SUDDENLY, THOR IN THE FRAME! ]
Sif. Sif. You have done all you can.
No. I will die a warrior's death. Stories will be told of this day.
Live, and tell those stories yourself.
[ THERE IS A VERY TOUCHING MOMENT BETWEEN THE TWO. ]
Now go!
[ SIF RUNS OFF WHILE THE CAR THEY WERE HIDING BEHIND IS BLASTED BY THE ANGRY EVIL ROBOT.
THERE IS MORE TALKING - WORDS ARE MENTIONED OFF SCREEN ABOUT ASGARD AND LOKI AND IT'S ALL DRAMATIC BEFORE THERE IS A LULL IN THE EXPLOSIONS.
AND THOR IS BACK IN FRAME, WALKING TOWARDS THE GIANT METAL ROBOT. ]
Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent. Taking their lives will gain you nothing.
So take mine. And end this.
[ THERE IS A LONG PAUSE AND THE GIANT ROBOT TURNS LIKE IT IS GOING TO AMBLE OFF.
EXCEPT NO, IT'S JUST GOING TO BACKHAND THE FUCK OUT OF THOR AND THERE IS A SICKENING CRACK AS HE GOES FLYING OFF THE SCREEN WHILE JANE YELLS "NO".
and that's when the connection cuts out. ]
(( ooc || YEAH BOY IT'S A THOR CAST CANON UPDATE. replies that the cast will do should be assumed to take some time from the broadcasting of this video. also i am really sorry this, the entire scene is heartbreaking in the film - just trust me go and rent it and cry. ))