I Just Saw

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

So I was catching up on some things since I had been so busy with my "work" so Kuu-chan would get off my back and I came across a conversation that amused me~

Apparently somebody told Kuu-chan he'd explode if he had sex wrong. Kuu-chan doesn't know any better, it's cute~

Hn, besides Kuu-chan if anybody else needs "the talk" I'll be more than happy to properly inform you of the truth~

((OOC: strikes are unreadable))

Comments

[thatsmyemerald.livejournal.com]

Geez, the sex talks people give around here [shakes head] You'd think half the people talking about it were virgins reading the shit people post on those stalker sites.

[last-hatchling.livejournal.com]

Please no. We already did this, with the hedgehogs.

[omnipotent-me.livejournal.com]

I could.

...But then again, I'm a special case, and exploding isn't nearly as lethal to me~

[darkly-dawns.livejournal.com]

...The sad thing is, I don't think exploding is too out of the question...all depends who you're with.

[xhitoshurax.livejournal.com]

Co-signed.

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

What is "the talk"...?

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare.

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Hn~
Don't I dare what? Explain to him? I'm his God, Ithink if anybody should explain these things to himit should be me~

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

"the talk" Is a simple saying for the big conversation about sex~

Would you like me to explain to you, Kuu-chan~

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Hu~
You're right on that part~

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Kuu-chan can't explode, he's mortal~
But if he did, then he'd endup with me~

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

Oh, Heather-san already explained it to me... I think I'll leave it up to the experts...

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Hn~

[darkly-dawns.livejournal.com]

Thanks...I think. You can never really know what your partner is capable of. Especially when she can cause lightning.

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

She told you wrong~
You are not born an expert, everybody does it wrong the first time~
I can show you and explain, but Kuu-chan has to listen~

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

I don't really want to try...

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

You should let me explain first and then decide if you want to try~
You don't have to be afraid I wouldn't lie to you Kuu-chan~
There's nothing to be afraid of, don't you trust me?

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

I don't want to explode... It's messy...

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

You won't explode, I promise~
What did you ask? Maybe I should give you a completely new answer~
Kuu-chan seems confused~

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

We should have tea instead... It's just as good...

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Whatever Kuu-chan wants~
We can have tea whenever you like~

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful... I love tea and pastries...

[ifeelyourstress.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I might have gone a bit to far with that...

[omnipotent-me.livejournal.com]

You could make him explode. ♥

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

Tell him whatever you want. Just don't make a whole post on the comm.

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

But then he'd be scared to do it again and I'm looking forward to seconds~

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about that~
I handle my business privately~

[ragsiel-sama.livejournal.com]

Hn~
It's okay, I'll clear things up~

[ifeelyourstress.livejournal.com]

Mm, good.

[omnipotent-me.livejournal.com]

Fair enough~ ♥

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

I greatly appreciate your discretion.

[glowy-brows.livejournal.com]

Neh~ Um ... I already know about sex and stuff, but I have a few questions ... Um ... Gosh, this is so embarrassing! How do two, ah, men do it? And for that matter, how do two women do it? I'm a little fuzzy on the details ...