[audio]

[nofondueforyou]

[ to start with there is only a low rustling sound, and then a woman (whose voice you may recognise from this traumatising post) speaks. Even if you don't recognise it, you will notice she is very English-sounding ]

Where's Stark when you need him? [she mumbles to herself, then clears her throat to speak more loudly ]

Hello? I'm not sure-- Is this some kind of radio? [ but who might be at the other end? Let's hope it's not spies ]