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[fightbymoonlight]

While I’m hardly a computer expert, I do know that trying to open a word processor shouldn’t redirect me to a site.

I suppose it could be a computer virus, but this hardly seems like the type of site viruses normally lead to. Dramadramaduck? Some sort of... duck appreciation site? Or is it the name of an anime? Either way it seems rather ridiculous. No offense meant.

Well, regardless, could I please have some assistance in removing this site from my computer? I have some homework to finish.

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[icantbelievethis]

Oh, great, you're going to think we're crazy when we tell you the truth, aren't you? I mean, I can't believe it either, but it kind of gets old when you tell people "the community is magical and it makes you join it, plus nothing will ever work to stop it" and they act like you're out of your mind.

[fightbymoonlight]

So I take it this is a regular occurrence, then? I see. I suppose it's comforting I'm not the only one this has happened to.

But... I'm sorry, magical, you say? A magical... website?

[icantbelievethis]

Yeah, it is. It does weird things to you, and when it first brings you on, it won't let you leave until you've accepted that you can't ignore it. I've been here three and a half years.

[fightbymoonlight]

[...well, magical internet communities aren't the weirdest thing that's happened to her. still pretty weird.]

What kind of 'weird things'?

Three and a half years? I suppose I shall trust your judgement on the site then, if you've been here that long.

[selfished]

... You know, who the hell would even bother to make some sorta 'duck appreciation site'? Nobody can be that desperate.

[icantbelievethis]

One time we all got sent to some dinosaur island. It takes us for parties, too. Plus it likes to make people fall in love with people they aren't supposed to.

[fightbymoonlight]

Well, it would hardly be the strangest thing on the internet. I'm sure someone must have made a site like that. I'm not sure what the point of it would be, though... nor do I really want to know, come to think of it.

So what do ducks have to do with this site?

[fightbymoonlight]

...well, I... suppose it could be worse. I'm not sure I'm too keen on the idea of this place toying with my emotions, though. I can only hope those changes aren't permanent.

[icantbelievethis]

They always go back to normal afterward, but it still makes my head hurt.

[fightbymoonlight]

I imagine it would. It all sounds a bit confusing, though I suppose I shall get used to it in time.

Well, if I am forced to stick around on this site, I should introduce myself. I'm Yuri Tsukikage.

[icantbelievethis]

Nice to meet you, Tsukikage-san! Sorry for freaking out a little before. I'm Misumi Nagisa. There are a lot of people around, so at least you'll have fun.

[fightbymoonlight]

No need to apologize, I imagine it must get tiresome to explain the same thing to many people. It's nice to meet you as well, Nagisa-san.

[lots of people... gdi why can't she just be forever alone :/]

[icantbelievethis]

Yeah, and it's even worse if there turns out to be something weird going on with your world. Mine has a timeline problem we're trying to fix up.

[thunder_empress]

Welcome to DramaDramaDuck...the website that will never leave you alone, which is a blessing and a curse sometimes.

[fightbymoonlight]

A timeline problem? That sounds very troublesome. Does time repeat, or not run at the proper rate?

[icantbelievethis]

Things that already happened still happened,l but we still go through the same years of our lives over again. I've been about to graduate middle school for years now and it sucks.

[fightbymoonlight]

So I've been told. It sounds rather troublesome...

The curse part seems rather obvious, but a blessing as well, hm? So it does cause some good things too? I certainly hope so or I would be tempted to just get rid of my computer.

[fightbymoonlight]

I see. That is indeed a big problem and I doubt there is an easy solution. How is fixing it going?

[icantbelievethis]

We're working on it. Or at least someone a friend knows is.

[fightbymoonlight]

That's good. I would offer to help, but I have no idea how one would even go about fixing time. Still, if there is anything I can do, feel free to ask.

[icantbelievethis]

Thanks a lot, Tsukikage-san. We're doing our best, anyway.

[thunder_empress]

It can be and at the same time it can be very helpful.

Well...you can learn some interesting things and you can make all kinds of wonderful friends!

I don't think getting rid of your computer will work.

[fightbymoonlight]

I'm sure things will turn out fine. Good luck.

[icantbelievethis]

Thanks. We're trying.

[fightbymoonlight]

I guess there must be many interesting people here, then? That's something, I suppose.

And I was afraid of that. I guess I'll just have to get used to it.