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dramadramaduck2012-07-02 01:09 am
whitechocolate) wrote in dramadramaduck2012-07-02 01:09 am
[video]
[Sam found a book someone left on the bus. He decided to take it home and read it.
Unfortunately it was Fifty Shades of Grey. Taking home that book may be the worst decision of his life.
He's currently reading the book whilst on his bed. He reads the following line aloud:] "I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible..." Yeah, me neither.
[Sam flicks to another page.] My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves... [He pauses looking very confused.] Wait, what? Inner goddess? Do all girls have one of those?
[He's also trying to grow a beard like Thor. Feel free to comment on that.]
Unfortunately it was Fifty Shades of Grey. Taking home that book may be the worst decision of his life.
He's currently reading the book whilst on his bed. He reads the following line aloud:] "I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible..." Yeah, me neither.
[Sam flicks to another page.] My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves... [He pauses looking very confused.] Wait, what? Inner goddess? Do all girls have one of those?
[He's also trying to grow a beard like Thor. Feel free to comment on that.]
