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[madeitsquare]

How the heck do you people ever manage to explain things like evil twins, or, for Pete's sake, a whole bunch of temporal nonsense to everybody else in your world? I barely even understand what happened the past couple of weeks, I can't very well go and tell my secretary "Oh, I was a statue somewhere else because a time-eating thing ate my time but now I'm all good, so pass me those papers!"

If I end up getting sent to a madhouse because of this place, I tell you now, you'll never hear the end of it!