Getting to know YOU

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Apparently, I couldn't avoid paperwork for long. 

Name: 
Gender:
Age/Birthdate:
Height:
Weight:

Physical Description: (an accurate description, please)
Medical History: (list any diseases, allergies, previous ailments you have had in the past as well as medical procedures, if applicable)
Bloodtype:

Occupation:
Previous Jobs/Occupation History: (if applicable)
Criminal Record: (if applicable)

Family: (list all members, living or dead)

Talents/Skills: 

Just think of this as a way we can get to know one another. Your comments will be screened only to myself, thereby eliminating your worries of an invasion of privacy.

Savvy?

Comments

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Free cookies.

[maraich]

After you tried to post porn of me?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

....You're not a doctor, are you?

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was under the impression that you were four.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

A daring move, I know.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Hardly. For one thing, I get paid more than the average doctor.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh good.

What are you then?

[maraich]

A total failure of a move, you mean?

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

For wasting my time by questioning the almighty survey.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

A person.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

How boring.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Hey, some random federal agent. I'm hardly a stranger, as this is my third post to the community.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Boring is as boring does, love.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

You're breaking my heart.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

What is THAT supposed to mean?

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Then lie.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

What do you think it means?

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

You really think anyone's going to fill that out?

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Then you would further the general impression that you are, in fact, a little asshole who lacks the skills to fill out a simple, non-disclosed survey.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

No, not really.

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

You just being optimistic in posting it then?

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. If it gives the impression that I'm being productive to my superiors, then so be it.

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Do you even know how to fill a survey out, little boy?

[bringyou-home.livejournal.com]

Weren't you in the hospital?

[walkmybeat.livejournal.com]

Apparently you. With all of this reluctance, it wouldn't surprise me that you don't know how to fill one out.