Fake virus ahoy!

[docfoul]

Attention, community: I cannot taste my own delicious candy, and this fact leaves me discontent on occasion.

Ah. It seems there is some sort of virus going around, manifesting in countless different ways. That would explain why I have just decided to make this post.

What a tragedy.

Comments

Permavid;

[hugmyscythe]

Do tell how you would be able to taste something anyways

when you have no mouth.

[docfoul]

Indeed.
I suppose I should consider myself fortunate that the community didn't force me to reveal anything not easily deducible by common sense.

[hugmyscythe]

So I see.

[docfoul]

And you? Unaffected, I see.

[hugmyscythe]

[ Brb browsing the comm. ] If I am, I would not know.

They are all rather

uninteresting this time.

permavid

[starblaze]

... I didn't even know you could eat.

[docfoul]

Quite so. It looks more like a sorry attempt to play a trick on someone.

[docfoul]

I can't. I don't have to, either.

[starblaze]

... So this virus...

[docfoul]

... is stupid?

[starblaze]

Slightly.

locked;

[tenminutes]

That was lame, I should've told you to do the drunk one too.

[docfoul]

That seems like an understatement.

locked;

[docfoul]

I previously looked into that possibility and saw with my own objective and figurative eyes that it would have been just as dumb.
Haa haa.

[starblaze]

Then very.

[docfoul]

Then I would be in agreement.

locked;

[tenminutes]

Like a comment on candy isn't?

I don't think anyone even thought you could eat.

locked;

[docfoul]

I was joking, anyway. I did no such thing.
Which doesn't make the point of the comment any less true.

Besides, I fulfilled the requisites of the virus, didn't I? I revealed a secret.

locked;

[tenminutes]

Yeah yeah, you did. Usually it's more dramatic though isn't it?

[howbadcanibe]

I didn't know that you could eat.

locked;

[docfoul]

This was very dramatic. My candy is unbearably delicious and it is a tragedy that I will never be able to taste it.

[docfoul]

I can't.

locked;

[tenminutes]

If you've never tasted it, how can you know that it's delicious?

locked;

[docfoul]

I am omniscient and thus perfectly able to know how delicious it is.

[howbadcanibe]

Why to bring up the candy issue now then? And how can you have a favorite candy if you can't eat at all?