[ mass anonymous text message ]

[seasaltzombie]

[ anyone who believes themselves to be a sailor senshi thanks to the current virus may be one of the ones whose phone suddenly starts beeping a text message alert. how do you like mysterious tip-offs from persons of dubious identity direct to your mobiles, sailor ducks? ]

this morning i rescued someone from a payphone that came to life in the middle of town. i am not making this up.

if we're lucky, it might just be this world, but be careful. they're all over this city, so it might spread to other worlds too.

it's probably something to do with Kefka. ... keep an eye out. text me if there's anything else i should pass on.

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

Everyone was so yappy about how life is awesome, so I decided to let inanimate objects come to life so you could tell them about it.

Of course, not all inanimate objects like humans, given what you all put them through...

[ perma-"anon" text! ]

[seasaltzombie]

[ why does he even have your number oh wait the ex-semi-reluctant minion of a shadowy organisation thing ]

so it is you? your sense of humour really stinks.

[sandinmyboots]

Dramatic irony is hilarious, anon!

[Kefka has everyone's number okok]

text;

[novicius]

I have not seen anything here as of yet, but I will be wary, regardless.

[Hello, other male not-sailor-scout-but-want-to-help-against-evil bro! Good to know we're still around.]

[unknownrival]

My area is clean. I don't think it's spread to my world given that there's only two of us with community access.

[seasaltzombie]

says the guy with nothing better to do than come up with weird new ways to cause trouble for people.

[ perma-anon text etc ]

[seasaltzombie]

[ fight-against-evil bros, unite! ]

good. if it has batteries, go for those first, it'll slow it down a little.

[ perma-anon text ]

[seasaltzombie]

that's a relief. there's already enough monsters around without people's stuff coming to life too.

[unknownrival]

Thank you for looking out for us.

[seasaltzombie]

it's no big deal. it's pretty easy for me to keep an eye on some things, so... why not, right?

[unknownrival]

You're still being incredibly helpful.

[novicius]

How much damage are they causing for you?

[seasaltzombie]

i do what i can, i guess.

[seasaltzombie]

... honestly? it depends how big they are. i'm really hoping we don't get something like a truck.

[unknownrival]

It's not bad to accept praise.

perma anon;

[eldesthatter]

What exactly...is a payphone?

[for those scouts who come from a world with less technology.]

[novicius]

That would present quite a bit of trouble, if that were the case.

[seasaltzombie]

like a box in the street with a keypad and a speaker attached. anyone can use them if they've got the money.

[seasaltzombie]

maybe not, but i've done stuff that really isn't praiseworthy.

[seasaltzombie]

yeah. i hope i haven't jinxed anything by saying that...

[sandinmyboots]

It's scientific research into how to destroy all the worlds. Please.

[novicius]

Be careful, then. The last thing you would want is to get hurt assisting others, to the point of where you could not aid them.

[papillio_tempestatis]

[The phone's getting a suspicious look before she answers it. She doesn't work with much of anyone...]

Thank you. I shouldn't be surprised that it's him, but I'll keep an eye out.

Where did you get this number?

[seasaltzombie]

oh yeah, like that makes any difference.

[seasaltzombie]

i've been doing this for a long time. a living truck wouldn't be the worst thing i've fought.

... thanks anyway, though. i will.