[video - introducing the starlight soloist]

[glimmerous_fop]

[When the video starts the viewer is assaulted by the most incredible theme music in the history of ever. But the theme music is merely there to supplement a mysterious disembodied voice.]

Piercing the dark heart of injustice like the clarion call of a trumpet…

[The voice isn’t disembodied for long because soon the viewer is given a gratuitous lower body shot, thrown into sharp relief by a gold light in the background]

…the melody of truth will prevail…

[And here comes the gratuitous upper body shot]

…I am the glimmerous Superstar! Sailor Starzählzeit!

[And the head shot…but doesn't that face belongs to someone familiar, a certain vain, ex-rocker, prosecutor. Except for the fact that their genders don’t match, yet anyone who has ever seen the female version of Klavier in previous viruses knows it’s him…her…whatever…]

…Stage on!

[And finally…the full body shot! Come at her evil, she'll smite you with her microphone of justice and heal you with her gavel of punishment.]

Comments

[not here]

[ifbymyhands]

Who is she and why is she stealing our uniform?

[not here]

[glimmerous_fop]

[It's cause she's gorgeous, isn't it?]

[heavenlyhome]

Oh! Are you getting ready for a concert?

[glimmerous_fop]

You certainly have an eye for talent...

...but no, this is a warning to the forces of evil!

[nie_unschuldig]

[He's lived in Japan for too long, not too terribly surprised or shocked by this getup.]

Anime convention or just role play?

[glimmerous_fop]

What are you on about, our goal is to destroy the forces of evil...getting too caught up in bedroom practices would be counterproductive. [And what the hell is an anime convention?]

[nie_unschuldig]

[What's wrong with evil? Wait...what?]

Mind repeating that last bit one more time because I'm pretty sure you just knocked sex.

[Video]

[material_guy]

[The video feed is appropriately dark, grainy, and generally fuzzy; one probably can't even tell, with nothing clearly visible to scale, that the figure speaking (with a computer distorted voice, no less) is under a foot tall.]

Heeeeeeeh! [Breathy noises are particularly staticy.] Aren't we all fired up.

[glimmerous_fop]

[Evil is what's wrong with evil, try to keep up here.]

Who has that kind of time to waste what with chaos thretening to tear the universe apart.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

[Greed, you're half cracked...which is probably a good thing considering.]

How could I not be? The star of this universe intends to destroy the evil plaguing us...I take it you're going to sit behind the scenes.

[nie_unschuldig]

[But evil is awesome. And hot, just look.]

Got it. [Cursed. And chaos is pretty damn fun.]

So what chaos is this and just how is it going to tear the universe asunder?

[glimmerous_fop]

[You're right about that, Schuldig, you're a fine piece of tukis.]

The chaos is King Beryl and his agenda is to drain all of the inhabitants on this planet of their energy.

[nie_unschuldig]

[Just nodding along with the insanity.]

And just how do you plan on stopping him from doing all this?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Do you think being shiny is enough to destroy darkness?

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm a champion of justice, Herr [as if that explains everything and for added effect he'll brandish what look like a dazzling microphone at the screen.]

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

It's important to be confident, besides the enemy should be aware of my shining presence.

[nie_unschuldig]

[Of course it does. If Klavier wasn't cursed he'd be crazy.]

So I see. How does that work exactly because I don't recall any special justice magic going on?

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm a multi-talented individual you know, sound pressure and waves are impressive abilities.

[nie_unschuldig]

[He actually knew someone who used sound waves at Rosenkreuz. Cute but she didn't know when to shut up.]

I do. And they are, never knew you were talented that way though.

[glimmerous_fop]

The cat's out of the bag now...though with the community keeping something as sacred as an identity secret is always problematic.

[nie_unschuldig]

Well, I'm sure some secrets are easier to keep than others. [Kind of hard to prove something like telepathy over a computer.]

So lawyer by daylight, vigilante magical crime fighter by night?

[Why does that almost sound familiar...]

[glimmerous_fop]

It was bound to happen eventually.

Something like that and there are perks, I just wish I could stay myself while doing it...but I guess men don't look as great in hot pants.

[nie_unschuldig]

Surprising how long some secrets have been kept by this place.

I don't know, with the right legs you could pull it off.

[glimmerous_fop]

Heh...maybe the community plays favorites...who knows.

It takes a special set of legs on a very talented man.

[nie_unschuldig]

Or maybe some people are too boring to play that particular trick on.

It would. Might have to see if any there are any around.