03 ☯ video

[lotuslegend]

[The video initially just shows Reimu sweeping the interior of the Hakurei Shrine. And, well, what do you expect? Eventually she starts singing a little number. Her voice actually is pretty good.]

Do you wanna fight me?
With your one good leg
And do you think you can beat me?
Why don't you wait until you get out of bed?

Now, you're throwing frantic punches at the rate of snow
If you break and have some you can let it flow
You’re eighty pounds of wreckage in a mason jar
You’re a bit combustible, don’t break

[It is then that Reimu notices the camera rolling, dropping her broom and trying to a way to either shut herself up or shut the feed off.]

So you want to fight me
With your one good eye?
And do you think you can beat me?
Hm, come on, come on

Now you’re holding back the candy like a one-year-old
If you break and have some you can let it flow
You’re eighty pounds of wreckage in a mason jar
You’re a bit combustible, don’t break

Something wicked this way comes
Is it God’s or is it yours?
It’s a bit uncomfortable
Oh don’t kill the messenger

When you’re throwing frantic punches at the rate of snow
If you break and have some you can let it flow
You’re eighty pounds of wreckage in a mason jar
You’re a bit combustible, don’t break my heart

So you wanna fight me
Well you said you want to fight me?
Oh come on, come on

[.....yeah a certain crow isn't gonna let her get away with this, is she? /WEARY SIGH.]

Comments

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[windgodgirl]

[BOOKMARK + RECORD + TAKING SCREENCAPS]

Oh my, I had no idea you have such a lovely voice!

Is the song directed towards anyone in particular?

[lotuslegend]

As if I'd give you those details.

[windgodgirl]

Come now, Reimu-san! Someone you want to fight? It's difficult to narrow down the possibilities.

[lotuslegend]

Get your nose back into your own business.

[windgodgirl]

Could it be me, Pure and Honest Shameimaru, perhaps?

text;

[denies]

You might want to try using something other than video if you don't want to be publically embarassed like this.

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ Guess who's feeling better already?? And also over confident and self-centered as hell. ] Oho- what a weird way of challenging me, Shrine Maiden. Hurry up and come down here so I can burn you away!

[lotuslegend]

[Reimu's text comes in a few minutes later]

How was I supposed to know there would suddenly be a singing virus?

[lotuslegend]

Will you just shut up?!

text

[lotuslegend]

I don't start challenges. This isn't a challenge.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I think this counts as confirmation. You don't seem like the singing type.

[windgodgirl]

Have a sense of humor!

[denies]

One glance at the community would have been enough. It's all over the place, honestly.

[omnomsgods]

[ EW TEXT. She simply glares in response. ] Haah? Can't show your face to me?

[lotuslegend]

I'd rather not keep singing, thanks.

permatext

[lotuslegend]

Spot on, Karen.

[lotuslegend]

There's a blizzard outside and it's May. I'm kinda more preoccupied with my own world than the network.

[lotuslegend]

It's not funny, it's irritating.

[windgodgirl]

Well, then. My apologies. [wwwwww]

same

[oceanicbutterfly]

A virus it is, then. Did you realize you'd suddenly started singing for no reason, or did it seem normal at the time?

[denies]

And now, in turn, you're doing a musical number in the middle of a blizzard in May. Congratulations.

[lotuslegend]

The former.

[lotuslegend]

[Her response comes a little late.]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[lotuslegend]

[STARING YOU DOWN SO HARD.]

[windgodgirl]

[STARING BACK.]

[lotuslegend]

[IS THIS GONNA BE A STARING CONTEST?]

[windgodgirl]

[IF YOU WANT IT TO BE.]

[lotuslegend]

[THEN IT'LL PROBABLY END UP THAT WAY BECAUSE REIMU'S JUST GLARING DAGGERS AT THIS POINT.]

[windgodgirl]

Ayaya, I can feel shivers running up my spine! [she's having too much fun with this YOU'RE ONLY ENCOURAGING HER....]

[oceanicbutterfly]

And you just... couldn't stop?

[denies]

[ .. ah, ange's never seen one like that before.. ]

Flipping tables, huh? Good luck with that.

[lotuslegend]

It can be convenient if there's a bare table in the room with you and no breakable things within flipping distance.

[lotuslegend]

Not really, no. I'm not much of a singer, so it was

weird.

[denies]

I'll make sure to keep your sage advice in mind. One day I might just be able to live up to you as an expert on flipping tables.

[ aaall sarcasm, of course. ]