Yooouuu must be new. A'ite. Here's the deal - this place is called dramadramaduck. Don't ask, I didn't name it and I don't get it, either. It's some community that just kinda sets itself in whatever devices you might be usin'. Hell, I know some people who talk to this thing through books.

We all from different worlds and different times an' we all able to talk to each other through this thing. You can't uninstall it or shut it off aaaaaaand it has a habit of turning itself on an' recording shit when you least expect it.

Come on - tell me how crazy that sounds, right? I know, I know, I sound like I've lost it, don't I?